2 Crakers and a Wrapper Harassing My House/Family

[john voight]

Its been a while since these guys have messed with my house. They used to chill on my front porch and listen to music, do freestyle rap, and would only leave when my Mom would threaten to call the cops on them. Prolly been like 2 years since I last saw them.

Anyway, I came home from school, and I noticed their red truck parked on my lawn.



@ First I didn't recognize it b/c its been so long, but then I realized what was going on.

I walked into my house searching for these bastards, and I see that they have managed to eat my Nutella and drink all my Martinelli's apple cider.



I leave the kitchen, and these mofos are sitting in my [censored] living room playing halo 2, high as [censored]. The whole house smelled like weed, and I knew I would be in for it if my parents came home.



Well any rational action is out of the question. I have to take measures into my own hands, so a get a knife that my bro used for Halloween, and threaten to cut them w/ it if they dont leave now.



They said they were playing Team Slayer, and only needed 3 more kills, till game, so I said sure, b/c it was a close game, and the wrapper was pretty good. They lost, and left the house immediately w/ no ifs or buts, and goto into their car and rode away.





I reccon it will be another two years till these guys try to pull a fast one on my family and I.