lol unemploymentaments

[ahnuld]

Poster turkish in BFI in a thread about countrywide

"After reading your post, i looked to find that the stock was down 23% today..

Hmm, i thought, I'm gonna text my good friend who works at countrywide. The following text conversating ensued:

Me: LOL countrywide down 23 percent today ship the unemployment
Him: Already got layed off today
Me: WTF for real? Im a horses ass
Him: Yeah you are

I guess they unloaded 500 people from their home office in Cali, as well as 200+ here in Tampa in last few days.."

[T-God]

You're gonna get got when Party closes to Canada

[RunyonAve]

your a horses ass

[Teh1337zor]

i hate those akward spots so much

[Turkish]

I lose [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[TurdFerguson]

Beat: Your friend can't spell ("layed" off), which might be a reason why he was LAID off.

[tuq]

[ QUOTE ]
Beat: Your friend can't spell ("layed" off), which might be a reason why he was LAID off.

[/ QUOTE ]
It's not every day you get a text from someone with more letters than necessary.

[BuckyK]

1)Cash severance check
2)Collect unemployment
3)???
4)Profit

[Blarg]

LOL reasoningaments

[4_2_it]

lol footinmouthaments

Please tell me you followed up by sending him a link to the site where he can sign up to receive unemployment and food stamps.