weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[Brian]

This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. This thread would be even better w/ pics (what thread wouldn't?) of the girls who say this sh!t.

In short, keep 'em coming, I'm masturbating.

Brian

[RickAstleyFan]

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there.

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A little advice. Start sleeping with girls over the age of 12.

[Vehn]

"would you ever pay to have sex?"

seriously

she thought this was a good thing to say

and no she was not a hooker

[TurdFerguson]

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf r u serious? I bust right now.

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[yoshi86]

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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pics please. name, age, number, address, school, religion and favorite food while you're at it

[MattSuspect]

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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wtf?

[sirtimo]

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last night: "i fantasize about my dad. do you fantasize about your mom?"

weirder still: it reaaaaaally turned me on.

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Winner

ugh

[Brian]

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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there.

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A little advice. Start sleeping with girls who aren't fat.

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FYP.

I'd imagine 12 year old girls are quite raunchy actually, lots of kicking/screaming/fighting, and probably say some fk'd up things too.

[TMDG]

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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :

"I want to feel you cum inside me"

No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode.

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"Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:
Are you a virgin?"

[sonneti]

Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:

Her: "My uncle used to molest me........"

Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh"