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Old 08-08-2007, 03:36 AM
MooBot3000 MooBot3000 is offline
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Default Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

And I play the hand like a tilted monkey and still get there...how long till busto?

Full Tilt Poker Game #3188267767: Table Ambler (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:22:16 ET - 2007/08/08
Seat 1: momsacct ($254)
Seat 2: ukaboy ($194)
Seat 3: lrpoker ($95.35)
Seat 4: AKsAKall ($38)
Seat 5: badunkAAdonk ($376.55)
Seat 6: role2001 ($286.20)
AKsAKall posts the small blind of $1
badunkAAdonk posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to badunkAAdonk [5s Ks]
role2001 calls $2
momsacct raises to $4
ukaboy calls $4
lrpoker calls $4
AKsAKall folds
badunkAAdonk calls $2
role2001 calls $2
*** FLOP *** [7h 4c 6d]
badunkAAdonk has 15 seconds left to act
badunkAAdonk bets $18
role2001 calls $18
momsacct folds
ukaboy calls $18
lrpoker has 15 seconds left to act
lrpoker raises to $36
badunkAAdonk has 15 seconds left to act
badunkAAdonk calls $18
role2001 calls $18
ukaboy calls $18
*** TURN *** [7h 4c 6d] [Ah]
momsacct: wtf
badunkAAdonk checks
role2001 checks
ukaboy checks
lrpoker has 15 seconds left to act
lrpoker bets $55.35, and is all in
badunkAAdonk calls $55.35
role2001 calls $55.35
ukaboy raises to $154, and is all in
badunkAAdonk has 15 seconds left to act
badunkAAdonk has requested TIME
momsacct: joke
badunkAAdonk calls $98.65
role2001 has 15 seconds left to act
role2001 calls $98.65
*** RIVER *** [7h 4c 6d Ah] [3s]
badunkAAdonk bets $182.55, and is all in
role2001 has 15 seconds left to act
role2001 has requested TIME
role2001: i have666
role2001 folds
Uncalled bet of $182.55 returned to badunkAAdonk
*** SHOW DOWN ***
badunkAAdonk shows [5s Ks] a straight, Seven high
ukaboy mucks
badunkAAdonk wins the side pot ($295.95) with a straight, Seven high
lrpoker mucks
badunkAAdonk wins the main pot ($383.40) with a straight, Seven high
ukaboy adds $200
lrpoker is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $682.35 Main pot $386.40. Side pot $295.95. | Rake $3
Board: [7h 4c 6d Ah 3s]
Seat 1: momsacct folded on the Flop
Seat 2: ukaboy mucked [4d 4h] - three of a kind, Fours
Seat 3: lrpoker (button) mucked [7d 7c] - three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: AKsAKall (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: badunkAAdonk (big blind) showed [5s Ks] and won ($679.35) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 6: role2001 folded on the River
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:09 AM
Jiganti Jiganti is offline
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

Never thought a hand history could be so extremely tl;dr
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:12 AM
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

haha i dono, that hand is pretty funny.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:17 AM
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

wow, u play baaaaaaaad. funny read tho [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:20 AM
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

how long till busto?

Exactly 476 hands from that one.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:29 AM
Squareview Squareview is offline
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

lol what was going on in your peanut brain
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:31 AM
A_C_Slater A_C_Slater is offline
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

The greatest invention since fried cheese.

http://www.pokerluckometer.com/
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:19 AM
The B The B is offline
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

you'll flop a set 1 out of every 7 pocket pairs...change title of post
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:04 AM
Nielsio Nielsio is offline
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

lololol, you suck so bad... omg


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $38.00
Hero (BB): $376.55
UTG: $286.20
MP: $254.00
CO: $194.00
BTN: $95.35

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, <font color="red">MP raises to $4.00</font>, CO calls $4.00, BTN calls $4.00, SB folds, Hero calls $2.00, UTG calls $2.00

Flop: ($21) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, UTG calls $18.00, MP folds, CO calls $18.00, <font color="red">BTN raises to $36.00</font>, Hero calls $18.00, UTG calls $18.00, CO calls $18.00

Turn: ($165) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, <font color="red">BTN bets all-in for $55.35</font>, Hero calls $55.35, UTG calls $55.35, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $154.00</font>, Hero calls $98.65, UTG calls $98.65

River: ($682.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players - 2 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $182.55</font>, UTG folds
Uncalled bet of $182.55 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $682.35 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$95.35)
CO had 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fours) and LOST (-$194.00)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Seven high) and WON (+$485.35)
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:14 AM
mappedout mappedout is offline
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Default Re: Brag: LOL everybody flops a set but me...

much better nielsio

i cant believe you called the $55.35 AI with people behind you and one card to come and then when its another 100 you call that too... TOTAL SPEWAGE, you were just givin it away!

please keep playing this way, just dont hit the 3...
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