Stiffing

[Kos13]

I'm a decent tipper, but I've only stiffed someone once. My friends and I went to eat, and the waitress screwed up two of our three orders. She only came by our table twice (once for our orders, and once to drop off the check), and she was obviously trying to just leave work as soon as possible. When she dropped off the check, I told her, "This is the worst service I've ever received," but she just shrugged her shoulders and gave an insincere apology. Our bill was about $40, and we left her a 9 cent tip with a note at the bottom that said, "You're not worth a dime."