Is a Rounders sequel happening?

[TStoneMBD]

omg man i laughed so hard reading all of that. thats just brilliant.

[dankhank]

i would go see this movie

[Roy Munson]

Is a Rounders sequel happening?

I certainly hope not.

[multious]

i think Tiger Woods as Phil Ivey would be amazin

[PairTheBoard]

In Rounders II Michael will have amnesia and spend the entire movie trying to remember how to play poker.

PairTheBoard

[Dale Dough]

After a tilting session, remembering the Euro-Rounders post, I read this just to be entertained. Please, someone, write another such parody, I need some distraction. :hearT:

[yimyammer]

lol, especially the G Mol part

[toss]

I like sweetjazz's version:

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Maybe this Rounders 3, but I heard that it was Worm who vouched for the wrong guy, and had 5 days to make $15K. He created a Wormbot and had it playing multiple tables at Party, but had his money confiscated when officials noticed a dramatic upsurge in the frequency of "Women are the mother****ing rake" lines in chat. He needs help, so he interrupts Mike while he is porking his lawyer girlfriend.

Mike goes and finds Teddy KGB who has become a titled LAG since his last defeat. On the final hand, Mike bluff raises his 52 at the river on a AKQJ3 board, and Teddy puts him all-in. Mike's about to muck, when he notices Teddy's tell for the anti-nuts (my term for the worst possible hand) -- his wet crotch (not sure why Mike was looking there -- a definite hole in the plot) and a faint but growing smell of urine in the air.

"I call," Mike says confidently. He shows his 52, and we see from the new hole-card cam that Teddy had 42. Vince Van Patten is heard in the background screaming "Tremendous!" while Mike Sexton is praising Mike's poker instincts. The cash falls from the ceiling and Worm runs to pick it up, while Mike dumps his lawyer gf and takes Shana Hiatt to his hotel room and bones her.


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Link to one of 2p2's best thread evar: Old Rounders 2 Thread

[Under dog]

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I like sweetjazz's version:

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Link to one of 2p2's best thread evar: Old Rounders 2 Thread

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[jezmond]

I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think

------ Opening ------

(Intro music plays)

Listen here's the thing
If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon
Then tell him to manage his bankroll

------ WSOP ------

(Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite)

Damon: Johnny [censored] chan!
Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino
Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding
Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand
Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up....
Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike

(Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him)

------ Outside the WSOP ------

Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim
Damon: You told me a lot of things
Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead.

(Damon puts the gun to his head)

Damon: Joey
Knish: What?
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra.

(Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter)

------ Ending ------

(Outro music plays)

People insist on calling it a skill game
But it doesn't matter how much talent you have
If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD
You're gonna end up broke