Beat: I has the herp..

[swingdoc]

Herpes zoster that is!!!!11 (that means teh shingles) This [censored] is kinda painful though [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Am I going to die?

[RickAstleyFan]

Trip report on the contraction.

[Droogie]

Penectomy for you soon I reckon. Sorry dude [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[swingdoc]

Good call, Rick. Let's see if I remember this right.

I was 4 at the time, just a bright-eyed ginger kid chasing girls and bugs around the preschool playground. I hadn't yet realized that I was born without a soul (because of gingervitis ldo) so I was very conscientious and always ate any bugs that I actually caught. Later in life I would realize my amoral nature and simply crush or burn any bugs that I happened upon. Anyway, I was playing with my best friend Sam and he was kind enough to share half his Choc-o-dile with me that day. Little did I realize, but Sam was sharing more than his chocolatey delicious snack. He had just started getting chickenpox and had been scratching his new "itchies" and now I was royally [censored]. Well, four days later i'm in a miserable state and mom says I can't go to school for the next week and a half. This made everything worse cause now I can't continue my PUA style flirtations with my teacher, Miss Wilson.

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[teh herp]

Don't worry, you're not alone.

[marriedtotubgirl]

that chick has rolly breasts

[Himself]

I don't like her bangs

[smokingrobot]

[holdme]

what does that one post mean swingdoc