The New Official FTP Regulars Thread

[tagtastic]

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yeah when u avg being 70 buyins below ev every month, your going to lose money

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plz post pokerev graph that you are almost surely misinterpreting.

[jimmyhat1000]

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im seriously about to suicide, had 5.5k on 10/20 table, dude sits with $1854.30 or some crap, runs it upto 5k, then loses it all down to $300, he now has 13 k stack, from $300 to 8k, f**k me, its srsly the sickest thing, like wtf

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L O L....you of all people complaining about other people running hot is [censored] hilarious. u are the luckiest [censored] scumbag dickface i have ever seen

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you seem to have personal issues or something, how about you grow some balls, get some $$ and we 3 table 5.10HU for a while, either do that or shut up

[noluck17]

well in pokerev u cant load many hands at one time, and u cant do from x to y date, so id usually just run it every 2 weeks and see where im at. i dont have all my old shots, but heres one i took few days ago



some more interesting stats, over my last 500k hands im losing aa v kk nearly 30% of the time, and winning kk v aa 6% of the time.

ive lost when i overset someone almost 20% of time. ive won when im undersetted 0% of time.

oh u can ask reef about my pokerev graphs, ive been showing them to him for months, and everyone looks just like the one above.

[jimmyhat1000]

so it that a yes youll play me or a no you are a pussy?

[Christophers]

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oh u can ask reef about my pokerev graphs, ive been showing them to him for months, and everyone looks just like the one above.

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This must be a gimmick, right?

[d2themfi]

no luck, that red line should be over the '0' mark on the y axis, if you are a winning player

[jimmyhat1000]

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no luck, that red line should be over the '0' mark on the y axis, if you are a winning player

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noluck is obvv terrible and an idiot, and still wont play anyone

[ImsaKidd]

Younghov:

Luck graphs > all in with total winnings.

You dumb [censored].

[noluck17]

FullTiltPoker Game #3692841737: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:10:40 ET - 2007/09/28
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,341.50)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($4,745.50)
jimmyhat1000 posts the small blind of $5
noluck17 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [9h 8h]
jimmyhat1000 raises to $30
noluck17 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [7c 6c 6s]
noluck17 checks
jimmyhat1000 bets $50
noluck17 raises to $170
jimmyhat1000 calls $120
*** TURN *** [7c 6c 6s] [5d]
noluck17 bets $330
jimmyhat1000 calls $330
*** RIVER *** [7c 6c 6s 5d] [Jc]
noluck17 bets $811.50, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 calls $811.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
noluck17 shows [9h 8h] a straight, Nine high
jimmyhat1000 shows [Kc 3c] a flush, King high
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,682.50) with a flush, King high
noluck17 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,683 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7c 6c 6s 5d Jc]
Seat 1: noluck17 (big blind) showed [9h 8h] and lost with a straight, Nine high
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (small blind) showed [Kc 3c] and won ($2,682.50) with a flush, King high

FullTiltPoker Game #3693509095: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:31:10 ET - 2007/09/28
Seat 1: noluck17 ($3,044)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($5,533)
jimmyhat1000 posts the small blind of $5
noluck17 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [Qd Qs]
jimmyhat1000 raises to $30
noluck17 has 15 seconds left to act
noluck17 raises to $120
jimmyhat1000 calls $90
*** FLOP *** [5h 8h 7d]
noluck17 bets $170
jimmyhat1000 calls $170
*** TURN *** [5h 8h 7d] [Jh]
noluck17 bets $450
jimmyhat1000 has 15 seconds left to act
jimmyhat1000 raises to $1,050
noluck17 calls $600
*** RIVER *** [5h 8h 7d Jh] [4h]
noluck17 checks
jimmyhat1000 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jimmyhat1000 shows [4d 5d] two pair, Fives and Fours
noluck17 mucks
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,679.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,680 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5h 8h 7d Jh 4h]
Seat 1: noluck17 (big blind) mucked [Qd Qs] - a pair of Queens
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (small blind) showed [4d 5d] and won ($2,679.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours

FullTiltPoker Game #3692610624: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:46:14 ET - 2007/09/27
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,005)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($1,946.50)
noluck17 posts the small blind of $5
jimmyhat1000 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [Kh Th]
noluck17 raises to $30
jimmyhat1000 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [7s 8d 6h]
jimmyhat1000 checks
noluck17 bets $40
jimmyhat1000 raises to $150
noluck17 raises to $975, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 has 15 seconds left to act
jimmyhat1000 calls $825
noluck17 shows [Kh Th]
jimmyhat1000 shows [Js 9h]
*** TURN *** [7s 8d 6h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8d 6h Jd] [Ac]
noluck17 shows Ace King high
jimmyhat1000 shows a pair of Jacks
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,009.50) with a pair of Jacks
noluck17 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,010 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7s 8d 6h Jd Ac]
Seat 1: noluck17 (small blind) showed [Kh Th] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (big blind) showed [Js 9h] and won ($2,009.50 ) with a pair of Jacks

FullTiltPoker Game #3462291369: Table Anya (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:18:22 ET - 2007/09/04
Seat 1: jimmyhat1000 ($1,317.50)
Seat 2: noluck17 ($1,897)
noluck17 posts the small blind of $5
jimmyhat1000 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [8c 9h]
noluck17 raises to $30
jimmyhat1000 raises to $100
noluck17 calls $70
*** FLOP *** [2s 4h 8s]
jimmyhat1000 bets $130
noluck17 calls $130
*** TURN *** [2s 4h 8s] [7h]
jimmyhat1000 checks
noluck17 bets $350
jimmyhat1000 raises to $1,087.50, and is all in
noluck17 calls $737.50
jimmyhat1000 shows [7s 9s]
noluck17 shows [8c 9h]
*** RIVER *** [2s 4h 8s 7h] [Qs]
jimmyhat1000 shows a flush, Queen high
noluck17 shows a pair of Eights
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,634.50) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,635 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s 4h 8s 7h Qs]
Seat 1: jimmyhat1000 (big blind) showed [7s 9s] and won ($2,634.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: noluck17 (small blind) showed [8c 9h] and lost with a pair of Eights

FullTiltPoker Game #3693209906: Table Cascade (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:52:44 ET - 2007/09/28
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,398)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($4,666)
noluck17 posts the small blind of $5
jimmyhat1000 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [6c 8c]
noluck17 raises to $30
jimmyhat1000 raises to $100
noluck17 calls $70
*** FLOP *** [7s Ts 9h]
jimmyhat1000 bets $130
noluck17 raises to $590
jimmyhat1000 raises to $4,566, and is all in
noluck17 calls $708, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 shows [Ac As]
noluck17 shows [6c 8c]
Uncalled bet of $3,268 returned to jimmyhat1000
*** TURN *** [7s Ts 9h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ts 9h Qs] [2s]
jimmyhat1000 shows a flush, Ace high
noluck17 shows a straight, Ten high
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,795.50) with a flush, Ace high
noluck17 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,796 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7s Ts 9h Qs 2s]
Seat 1: noluck17 (small blind) showed [6c 8c] and lost with a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (big blind) showed [Ac As] and won ($2, 795.50) with a flush, Ace high

FullTiltPoker Game #3693363453: Table Cascade (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:11:47 ET - 2007/09/28
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,264.50)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($6,109.75)
jimmyhat1000 posts the small blind of $5
noluck17 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [Qh Qs]
jimmyhat1000 raises to $30
noluck17 raises to $120
jimmyhat1000 calls $90
*** FLOP *** [4s 4d 2s]
noluck17 bets $170
jimmyhat1000 calls $170
*** TURN *** [4s 4d 2s] [8c]
noluck17 bets $450
jimmyhat1000 raises to $5,819.75, and is all in
noluck17 calls $524.50, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 shows [Ac As]
noluck17 shows [Qh Qs]
Uncalled bet of $4,845.25 returned to jimmyhat1000
*** RIVER *** [4s 4d 2s 8c] [9c]
jimmyhat1000 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
noluck17 shows two pair, Queens and Fours
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,528.50) with two pair, Aces and Fours
noluck17 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,529 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s 4d 2s 8c 9c]
Seat 1: noluck17 (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (small blind) showed [Ac As] and won ($2,528.50) with two pair, Aces and Fours

FullTiltPoker Game #3693143002: Table Cascade (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:44:43 ET - 2007/09/28
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,005)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($4,062)
noluck17 posts the small blind of $5
jimmyhat1000 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [Ts Td]
noluck17 raises to $230
jimmyhat1000 raises to $4,062, and is all in
noluck17 calls $775, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 shows [Ad Th]
noluck17 shows [Ts Td]
Uncalled bet of $3,057 returned to jimmyhat1000
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qs 5s]
*** TURN *** [Kd Qs 5s] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qs 5s 9c] [Jh]
jimmyhat1000 shows a straight, Ace high
noluck17 shows a straight, King high
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2,009.50) with a straight, Ace high
noluck17 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,010 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd Qs 5s 9c Jh]
Seat 1: noluck17 (small blind) showed [Ts Td] and lost with a straight, King high
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (big blind) showed [Ad Th] and won ($2, 009.50) with a straight, Ace high

FullTiltPoker Game #3693097316: Table Cascade (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:39:20 ET - 2007/09/28
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,000)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($2,959)
noluck17 posts the small blind of $5
jimmyhat1000 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [Td Kh]
noluck17 raises to $30
jimmyhat1000 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3s 5c Ks]
jimmyhat1000 checks
noluck17 bets $50
jimmyhat1000 raises to $170
noluck17 raises to $970, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 calls $800
noluck17 shows [Td Kh]
jimmyhat1000 shows [5s 5h]
*** TURN *** [3s 5c Ks] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [3s 5c Ks 3c] [4c]
noluck17 shows two pair, Kings and Threes
jimmyhat1000 shows a full house, Fives full of Threes
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($1,999.50) with a full house, Fives full of Threes
noluck17 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3s 5c Ks 3c 4c]
Seat 1: noluck17 (small blind) showed [Td Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (big blind) showed [5s 5h] and won ($1, 999.50) with a full house, Fives full of Threes

FullTiltPoker Game #3692637925: Table Melic (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:49:03 ET - 2007/09/27
Seat 1: noluck17 ($1,020)
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 ($3, 930.50)
noluck17 posts the small blind of $5
jimmyhat1000 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to noluck17 [8c 8d]
noluck17 raises to $30
jimmyhat1000 raises to $100
noluck17 raises to $300
jimmyhat1000 raises to $3,930.50, and is all in
noluck17 calls $720, and is all in
jimmyhat1000 shows [Kc Kd]
noluck17 shows [8c 8d]
Uncalled bet of $2,910.50 returned to jimmyhat1000
*** FLOP *** [3c Qh 6h]
*** TURN *** [3c Qh 6h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3c Qh 6h Qd] [Qs]
jimmyhat1000 shows a full house, Queens full of Kings
noluck17 shows a full house, Queens full of Eights
jimmyhat1000 wins the pot ($2, 039.50) with a full house, Queens full of Kings
noluck17 adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,040 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3c Qh 6h Qd Qs]
Seat 1: noluck17 (small blind) showed [8c 8d] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Seat 2: jimmyhat1000 (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($2,039.50) with a full house, Queens full of Kings

then theres all the flips which he won pretty much every time, every time i bluffed a scare card he had the exact hand that can call etc etc

[noluck17]

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Younghov:

Luck graphs > all in with total winnings.

You dumb [censored].

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poker isnt limited to hands all in b4 river u stupid [censored] [censored]