Brag: Mugged Stupid Whiteboy with my Dawg at Knifepoint

[RPatterson67]

On Tuesday night me and my friend walked to 7/11 to get some blunts, and on our way back we see these 2 dorky d&d lookin white boys and decide to ride up on them and ask for a cig. one of them pulled out his cigarettes and I said said " lets get these [censored]" and one-two punched whitey in the ribs and threw him down. his friend held his hands up and choking back tears asked us not to hurt him. my boy pulled a knife out of his hoody and pointed it at him lol. I told him to give me his (my) money, so shaking and choking the tears he gives me 25 that was in his pocket. I asked if he had more stuff in his pockets and he started crying like a girl and gave me 35 more. Then we took his friend's cash and phone and walked off.

Beat: some of his tears got on me
Brag: monies and cell phone?
Variance: I was high as all this went down

[Membrate]

Racist attack banz please

[Glo]

People like you give potheads a bad name.

[doubLe a tom]

how much money did u take him for

[KSOT]

I approve of this gimmick.

[UnblinkingEye]

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I approve of this gimmick.

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I must admit, it is better than this thread!

[schundler]

I feel ya homie I won't say anything

[skunkworks]

I wholly encourage RPatterson aka PattdownManiac to continue posting solely in this forum, or even better, the 2+2 magazine forum.

[BadMoFu]

Id shoot you if you tried that [censored] on me or any of my friends.

[ehafner]

level much?