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Old 03-03-2007, 08:43 AM
BobAllinSki BobAllinSki is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

Go out get drunk, take loads of drugs and bring home a hoe, the next day when you tell her your staying in to play online poker she will be relieved.
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:04 AM
Jman28 Jman28 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

Why hasn't anyone made a disOWNED picture or something?
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:02 AM
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move up to where they respect your childhood
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:34 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

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I can calculate EV on the spot

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lol
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:55 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

Keep the poker low key. Your Mom doesn't know the game can be beat but it probably goes deeper. If you were my son, I'd be concerned even though I know you can beat the game.

I'd be concerned that this could take over your life like it does for a lot of young guys and you would let your education slide. I'm not saying this is wrong for everybody, some probably can make a life time career out of poker and lead a happy fulfilled life. But I think it's rare.

So keep the Poker as a hobby, a diversion and try to shelter Mom from it for her peice of mind.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:59 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

She's upset but she'll get over it dude.
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:02 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

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What are you 12?

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no 19, soph. electrical engineer virginia tech, but how my family thinks about me is important to me. I basically do what I want, but still I care that someone close to me would feel that way towards me over how I choose to live my life...

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I didn't really think you were 12.

See...I was just implying that you were an adolescent in order to ridicule you for this whiny post.

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LOL. this is awesome.

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nothing left to add [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:15 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Mom Disowns Me

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What are you 12?

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no 19, soph. electrical engineer virginia tech, but how my family thinks about me is important to me. I basically do what I want, but still I care that someone close to me would feel that way towards me over how I choose to live my life...

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you sound like you watn serious responses, but youve come to the wrong place.


clearly the answer is to siihp and tell to to stfu.
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:33 PM
JohnAndersen JohnAndersen is offline
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[image]http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zeus5hpye2.jpg[/image]

mspaint for momness
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:43 PM
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Holy [censored] I just realized how this [censored] isn't funny at all, and I'm beggining to wonder why I read it. Seriously, does anyone actually "LOL" or "Spit X all over my X" at this trash? Making the stupidest [censored] comments at [censored], and the same played out jokes that weren't really that funny the first 1500 times.

Do you guys act anything like this in public? Jesus I hope not. I suppose that would explain why you spend so much god damn time on teh internets LOLAMENTS.

And to OP: srsly dood, call teh bitch up "10K fight yo?"

And seriously to OP: man up, your god damned 19 years old
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