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View Poll Results: Which One Should I Pursue?
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:00 PM
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Default when the urge strikes, whats your line?

(seriously, need to know)

so i was playing a donkament last night (beat), and i was among the chip leaders, when my bowels nearly let go right there. i was afraid that if i sat down again i couldnt get back up without a nasty surprise...40 min until the next break...what do you do BBV?
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:02 PM
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Default Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?

this is why you have a laptop
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:02 PM
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this is why you have a laptop

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what if im unballer enough to be unable to buy one
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:04 PM
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:26 PM
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Default Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?

Hold it in you pansy, are you a toddler or something?
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:27 PM
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Default Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?

that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:28 PM
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Hold it in you pansy, are you a toddler or something?

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hard to hold in the diarrhea-like ones
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:30 PM
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?

Anyone else in your house? Hit the head and have them watch your cards and you tell them what to do. Alternatively, you could use this as an opportuinity to teach your GF/wife, etc the basics of how to play poker.

Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:39 PM
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Imodium ?
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