You know you're a SNG junkie when...

[ilya]

...you spend you free time trying to think up SnG-junkie jokes.

[zipppy]

You think your football team should go for it on 4th and short because touchdowns are so much better for their ROI than field goals.

[Pudge714]

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You see a monitor at a strangers house and feel tempted to check the resolution.

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1001. When you go home to play poker because you don't have internet and you take over you brothers room because his monitor has 1600X1200 resolution.

1002. When you do it more then once in a week.

1145. When in the same week you take your laptop to a friends house so you can play poker while watching a movie since you still don't have internet and are craving some action.

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1146. After hooking up your laptop so you can ten table you are to damn lazy to hook your brothers computer back up... jerk.

[jedinemesis]

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I'll start figuring my outs when I see a series of numbers like a liscence plate...

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Yep, license plates are often poker hands.

[cakewalk]

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...normal everyday decisions are thought of as positive or negative EV.

i.e. Which lane to choose at the grocery store.

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... and then, when the cashier says $12.95 you say "poosh" expecting him to fold.

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Or you give him 177.82 and when they ask what this is you say IM ALL IN!

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lots of l's lots of o's lots of l's

[mariachiinc]

Ha ha nice

[TruFloridaGator]

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#132) You scoff when people say women multitask better than men due to your experience 8 tabling while responding to posts on 2+2.

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qft

[TruFloridaGator]

TFG1)You think posting on 2p2 while in class is +EV.

[futuredoc85]

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(145) you're really an MTT junkie but you're breakeven at best at MTTs, so you have to play SNGs to make money [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] .

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rofl asl;jdkf;adlskjf;laskjdf;afdkl

[BeattysLuck]

6) you judge situations in your life as either +ev or -ev
ex. fat chicks are -ev