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#21
10-02-2007, 01:44 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine - All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends 
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#22
10-02-2007, 02:48 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
mannie fresh is always good for hilarity
I'm from the ghetto homie I was raised on bread and bologna You can't come around here 'cause ya phony I know you wish you could find a [censored] with a dick like an Anaconda I know you wish you could know a [censored] with a dick like a big Cobra I know you wish you could go home To a [censored] with a dick like a Python I know you wish you could get a date With a [censored] with a dick like a Rattlesnake The 1st time I heard both of those I had to rewind and be like wait what? Did he just rap about baloney?
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#23
10-02-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
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#24
10-02-2007, 02:54 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
"i only rap cuz i'm not smart enough to write a book" -sole
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#25
10-02-2007, 02:57 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
Helloween - Perfect Gentleman
"Kneel down, inhale my odor Come, kiss my hand, angel Dare to explore my higher grounds Strive to deserve me, ma cherie And my winds surpass perfume "
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#27
10-02-2007, 03:16 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
you leave your drink around me, believe your drink gonna get drunk up /
you live your girl around me, and believe she gonna get stuffed
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#28
10-02-2007, 03:55 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
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C'mon angel my hearts on fire Don't deny your man's desire You'd be a fool to stop this tide Spread your wings and let me come inside Tonights the night It's gonna be alright Cause I love you girl Ain't nobody gonna stop us now Don't say a word my virgin child Just let your inhibitions run wild The secret is about to unfold Upstairs before the night's too old [/ QUOTE ] boy, i never realized how awesomely bad those lyrics are.
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#29
10-02-2007, 04:24 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
I sang this to Prince Charles and Pricess Diana at a wine dinner they attended in New York twenty years ago:
So tonight let's drink up Chuck and Di....
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#30
10-02-2007, 04:39 PM
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Re: Comically Stupid, yet Awesome Lyrics
Diana grease fire
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