20$ into 50k + by July 2nd of 2008

[ValueKill]

I have been playing poker for 2 years now and have made and lost incredible amounts of money. Some might call me a degenerate and maybe I am. I often get made fun of because of my terrible bankroll management skills. Those who have played with me on UB know that I have a terrible temper and I can often be found berating fish and acting like a complete moron. My disgusting behavior and greediness have now turned me into a busto POS for probably the 10th time. Though I do display degenerate type behavior at times I look at poker as a business and I try to be incredibly serious with it. When i log onto BBV and see graphs of people who are making 100k + monthly it makes me feel like the 1000 or 2000 I am making is worthless. This causes me to take stupid shots and eventually go busto. I am tired of being busto. It sucks and this is such an incredibly easy game to beat at every level. So my plan is to do it the right way this time. I deposited 20 dollars on stars today and I plan to use it to work my way from the very bottom to the very top. I plan on playing 3k hands a day almost every single day until July 2nd 2008. That being said I will most likley play over a million hands. I am writing this in BBV to show those at the bottom of the totum pole the possibilities that can exist with poker even for the degenerates. A lot of these posts come and go and some people say they are gonna do something like GAMBLER2K4 and they never do. But I promise you I will succeed. I will post graphs every month in this thread to keep people updated on my progress. If you dont care about what I am doing thats fine, but I am still going to post the graphs and provide updates.

[Heavens_Myst]

lol @ 3k hands a day for a year, 20$ deposit, 50k in a year, SO MANY LOL's

[pdoran10]

tl;dr

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

25NL

[prodonkey]

"I have been playing poker for 2 years now and have made and lost incredible amounts of money."

So this $20 is going to be different huh?

[oneouterson]

good luck.

[bubaloo]

how about put that $20 on blackjack, win 10 hands in a row doubling the bet each time, then win a $10 10 seat donk&go and you will have $50,010! that will take about 1.5 hrs instead of 1 year.

[NoMeansYes_]

The fact that you think this time will be different tells me that you're not ready..

[johnnyrocket]

yes you have definitely won and lost so much on random days, i can only imagine, FYI all these sharks that make this much a month grinded it up to that.

[snowbank]

thank you for all the money you have given to me

all the trash talk and now having $20 roll = me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]