amusing matusow chat

[cmoke]

I like the part where he calls someone a "mroon" I think that should be the new pwned....

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ThisComesLast: thought u had 8 mill?
Mike Matusow: no im broke not rich like u
HYPNOTO4D (Observer): mike ill transfer you 3k
to play him
Mike Matusow: one day illhave your money
Mike Matusow: but might be qwhile
ThisComesLast: ya then leave
Mike Matusow: i dont get kk vs k8 and board
come 2378k
dhall21vtech (Observer): just play him
fjpoker (Observer): wow you really gonna transfer
3k hypno?
Mike Matusow: ante up pusssy
Dealer: Hand #3119698394
Mike Matusow: im got felt u for sure
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow: and lol at u
Dealer: ThisComesLast wins the pot ($50)
Dealer: Hand #3119699919
Mike Matusow: casue u a pussie
Mike Matusow: a little punk assss hid behind the
computer pussy
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #3119704161
fjpoker (Observer): lol
southside1 (Observer): yessir
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($50)
Dealer: Hand #3119705012
Deisel27 (Observer): wht up mike
southside1 (Observer): what up mike
Dealer: ThisComesLast shows two pair, Threes
and Twos
Dealer: ThisComesLast wins the pot ($99.50) with
two pair, Threes and Twos
Dealer: Hand #3119707831
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($50)
Dealer: Hand #3119708543
TeachMePlease (Observer): that's why mikes the
best ftp pro cause he brings the smackdown and
doesnt give a [censored]
Dealer: ThisComesLast has 15 seconds left to act
fjpoker (Observer): you said it
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($299.50)
Dealer: Hand #3119711678
Deisel27 (Observer): true...he tells it like it is
Zicafoose (Observer): he also eats pork
Zicafoose (Observer): pork rules
eldudeman04 (Observer): hes probably drunk or
coked up
TeachMePlease (Observer): i'll transfer someone
some cash if they get a peep outta allan
cunningham on the cap nl
Dealer: Mike Matusow shows a pair of Jacks
Dealer: ThisComesLast shows two pair, Queens
and Jacks
Dealer: ThisComesLast wins the pot ($1,399.50)
with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Dealer: Hand #3119715845
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #3119716895
fjpoker (Observer): wow sick call this comes last
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($300)
Dealer: Hand #3119718442
ajennings35 (Observer): not really
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow: sick call all i neeed is hands they
never fold to me
Mike Matusow: there allmroons
Mike Matusow: u might be biggest pusssy i ever
played
Mike Matusow: aa tough to get hu
TeachMePlease (Observer): chicken, pork or fish?
eggs or rice?
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Deisel27 (Observer): lol
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[bigshowmack]

I think it's pretty stupid that Mike can sit there and talk [censored] to everyone who outplays him (meaning the entire internet) but if anyone says anything back they get instachatbanned. But then again I guess the fact that he is a complete ATM more than makes up for it.

[silver book]

matusow served our country well in jail, give 'em some respect

[corpseartist]

Surprises me how many people keep observer chat on. Nearly every hh posted in nvg has observer chat in it.

I'm watching some of this. If these guys were playing live, they might come to blows.

Who is this "ThisComesLast"? Anyone know?

[MAYHEM45]

I hear he's some sort of mythical ninja...

[jsnipes28]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm watching some of this. If these guys were playing live, they might come to blows.

Who is this "ThisComesLast"? Anyone know?

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He's a HU reg who plays 5/10-25/50. I probably coulda gotten some of his action against Mikey had I been home. Oh well...

[Fonzy4]

Mike and ThisComesLast are playing HU 10/20, Mike must really hate this guy to go all the way down to 10/20 LOL

ss4172 (Observer): why such low stakes tonight?
Mike Matusow: casue im gonna come last on this fkheads
face that why
ThisComesLast: hes poor again
ThisComesLast: mike how much am i up on u?
Mike Matusow: 18k who cares im gona bus tu
Mike Matusow: smallloan

[Fonzy4]

ThisComesLast: did u figure it out yet mikey?
ThisComesLast: after you, who is the worst pro?
ThisComesLast: i had 7 high when i bet Turn last hand
ThisComesLast: the reraised hand
ThisComesLast: 7 high
ThisComesLast: no he doesnt lol
ThisComesLast: lol
ThisComesLast: 2k mike or im done
Mike Matusow: he has no class
Mike Matusow: hes a scumbag
Mike Matusow: that willget his
ThisComesLast: i told u from beginning
Mike Matusow: stone scum bag
ThisComesLast: I DONT PLAY SHORT STACKS
Mike Matusow:
scummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mike Matusow: bagggggggggggggggggggggggg
ThisComesLast: stop bein poor
Mike Matusow:
scummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mike Matusow: bag
ThisComesLast: and we can play alllll day
Mike Matusow: when u stop hitting miricles
Mike Matusow: willsee who is poor fk head scumfk
ThisComesLast: i would love to play u an entire day
Mike Matusow: ifind out who u ware im gonnacom beat yor
fking %@& anyways
ThisComesLast: if u ever had enough $ to reload
Mike Matusow: dont worry i get 150k every15th of month
Mike Matusow: illhave pleanty
Mike Matusow: oops
ThisComesLast: and then u blow it all?
Mike Matusow: what do u get amonth oh zero
Mike Matusow: sorry
Mike Matusow: sorry
Mike Matusow: zero
ThisComesLast: well last 3 days uve have me 20k so thats
something
Mike Matusow: oh u got to grind and be a prick
Mike Matusow: i forgot
Mike Matusow: ante up scum bag
Mike Matusow: gonna come on your face dont worry
ThisComesLast: ppl sick of u borrowing their $ yet?
Mike Matusow: i comefast onyour face its coming dont worry
Mike Matusow: nh scumbag
Mike Matusow: icomefastonyourface
Mike Matusow: na im just a good person not a scum bag
Mike Matusow: yea hes a little &%$%%
Mike Matusow: biiach
Mike Matusow: u feelling that comefast on your face
Mike Matusow: or u licking it up scumbag
Mike Matusow: u just a punk asss scum bag im gonna bust u
if i have to sell my car an dhouse to do it
Mike Matusow: u willlearn ettiqutte son and respect
ThisComesLast: well u will
ThisComesLast: so mortgage up
ThisComesLast: i have been playing 0 attn to this table
ThisComesLast: and still up on u
Mike Matusow: ye eya u suck !!$% u just a scumb bag
Mike Matusow: if i lost everythin i owned id do what i can to
bust u
ThisComesLast: folds to me
ThisComesLast: everytime
Mike Matusow: untillu can tante up anymor eon this site i
willplay u
ThisComesLast: do u type with ur elbows?
Mike Matusow: low life scumbag
ThisComesLast: cuz he sucks?
Mike Matusow: ebuy table one
ThisComesLast: cooler only way u can beat me
Mike Matusow: u mother fker scumbag
Mike Matusow: how u like it
Mike Matusow: u fk
ThisComesLast: damn only up 16k on u now
Mike Matusow: u scumb no ettquitte
Mike Matusow: mtoher fker
Mike Matusow: cooler
Mike Matusow: u took k 10 vs my aa yesterday
Mike Matusow: win
Mike Matusow: 34 vs my 77
Mike Matusow: u scumbag
Mike Matusow: just take your medicine litle boy
Mike Matusow: -----------------------------> go tellyour mmmy u
need milk and cookies
Mike Matusow: casue i go where this scum bag is from now on
Mike Matusow: oopsssssssssssssssssssss
Mike Matusow: lests go punk
Mike Matusow: lets go scumbag u gonna learn respect
ThisComesLast: uve won 2 big pots v me
ThisComesLast: both coolers
Mike Matusow: now that ive comefirst allover yourface
Mike Matusow: think illkeep coming
ThisComesLast: i forgot to ask u, how was jail?
Mike Matusow: was great
Mike Matusow: raped little boys just like u in there
ThisComesLast: figured u'd be into that kinda stuff
Mike Matusow: kinda like im doing now
Mike Matusow: need break gotto go jack off and come some
more on u real fast brb
ThisComesLast: wtfff
ThisComesLast: hit n run LOL
ThisComesLast: 2 cold dekcs
Mike Matusow: what comes around goes around and u got no
shot
Mike Matusow: gonnna teach u son what its like to be stepped
on pissed on and comed on tonigh
Mike Matusow: casue i hate scum bags
Mike Matusow: allu have to do is get ettiqutte an dapoligize to
me and i wont bust u
Mike Matusow: lol
Mike Matusow: n check on end
Mike Matusow: rofl
ThisComesLast: on the phone wasnt payin attn
Mike Matusow: not only r u a scum bag u a blind idiot one
Mike Matusow: u gonna feel like a hand grenade in a war when
im done with u son
Mike Matusow: ck another stright on river
Mike Matusow: well played
Mike Matusow: rofl
Mike Matusow: mr stright checker they have a time button
Mike Matusow: dont be folding and costing me money
Mike Matusow: hey s cum bag rebuy more or im leaving
Mike Matusow: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mike Matusow: scumbag left
Mike Matusow: wher ehe go
U_2Good4_Me: lol sup mike
Mike Matusow: hi bud
Mike Matusow: dont know if i cna play this cheap playing
someone i dont hate
U_2Good4_Me: lol
U_2Good4_Me: hate me then
Mike Matusow: the las tscumbbag had me so focused
Mike Matusow: lol
Mike Matusow: i cant i dont hate anyone
Mike Matusow: jsut him

Thiscomeslast leaves, Mike makes a 4k profit

[cking]

wow that sure is an interesting chat