Official July [censored] Thread

[scottjf8]

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My final hand in the main event day 2B

Blinds 600-1200-200

about 4 limpers including the table chip leader in the button with more than 200k, a donkey who got a 2nd in the Borgata WPT 2007. I find AK in the SB and go all in for around 22K. Folded to him, and he decides to call the 20K extra, I don't mind to race and was expecting something like 44, but he had KT !!!
While I'm thinking what a dumb call and thanks, a T hit the turn and that was my $10,000 ME.
The long wait begins once again.

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So sick

[flyingmoose]

Today I've lost with aces twice, chopped with them against AK once, lost with top set vs a gutshot and bottom trips vs a gutshot. And by FAR my biggest beat was signing up for the $3 rebuy without realizing it was a 20% payout schedule.
Golly, I sure hope I manage to come in 504th for that sweet dub-spot.

[Body Man D]

[censored]. A,10<A,2 aipf in BvB in Fuper with 25 left. Would have been top 5 stack.

Then like 5 minutes later 77<10,Q in BvB in 8:00 $25 F.O. to bust like 30th.

Oh, also this is after I bust 10th in the 20r 6max on FTP when we get the money in post flop With my 7,10 vs. A,2 on a 7,10,A board. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Could have been a really good night.

[grafyx]

this is like the sickest valuetown ever. Rank JoeCoastie.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2931511652: $20,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (21846010), Table 11 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:29:29 ET - 2007/07/13
Seat 2: grafyx (3,610)
Seat 3: Bhanks11 (13,895)
Seat 4: JoeCoastie (27,375)
Seat 5: Croupier (18,510)
Seat 6: Oakazona (10,715)
Seat 7: got2call (15,250)
Seat 8: balo (9,360)
Seat 9: mglassfun (16,900)
grafyx antes 25
Bhanks11 antes 25
JoeCoastie antes 25
Croupier antes 25
Oakazona antes 25
got2call antes 25
balo antes 25
mglassfun antes 25
grafyx posts the small blind of 120
Bhanks11 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to grafyx [Jh 7d]
JoeCoastie calls 240
Croupier has 15 seconds left to act
Croupier raises to 960
Oakazona folds
got2call folds
balo folds
mglassfun folds
grafyx folds
Bhanks11 folds
JoeCoastie calls 720
*** FLOP *** [2h Td 6c]
JoeCoastie checks
Croupier bets 1,300
JoeCoastie raises to 2,600
Croupier calls 1,300
*** TURN *** [2h Td 6c] [Jd]
JoeCoastie bets 4,320
Croupier has 15 seconds left to act
Croupier calls 4,320
*** RIVER *** [2h Td 6c Jd] [7s]
JoeCoastie has 15 seconds left to act
JoeCoastie bets 4,320
Croupier has 15 seconds left to act
Croupier calls 4,320
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JoeCoastie shows [2s 4s] a pair of Twos
Croupier mucks
JoeCoastie wins the pot (24,960) with a pair of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24,960 | Rake 0
Board: [2h Td 6c Jd 7s]
Seat 2: grafyx (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Bhanks11 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: JoeCoastie showed [2s 4s] and won (24,960) with a pair of Twos
Seat 5: Croupier mucked [Ah Kd] - Ace King high
Seat 6: Oakazona folded before the Flop
Seat 7: got2call folded before the Flop
Seat 8: balo folded before the Flop
Seat 9: mglassfun (button) folded before the Flop

[Pants Optional]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xxx [As Ah]
x: folds
x: folds
xxx: raises 200 to 300
x: folds
x: folds
x: folds
x: folds
x: folds
assgoblin: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [9c Tc 7c]
assgoblin: bets 6450 and is all-in
xxx: folds
assgoblin collected 650 from pot
assgoblin: shows [Th Ad] (a pair of Tens)

[Clayton]

i lasted 13 days doing just tournaments.

fwiw.

made about 4k or so, but there is too much lifetilt in this industry. back to the comfyness of hu cashgames and tournaments whenever i feel like (read: Sundays)

[cking]

Day 4 of the ME i get it allin preflop with JJ vs a guy squeezing from the SB with Q8o. Flop 8, turn 8 with flush redraw for me just to tease a little bit more. I said nothing when it happened but what it felt like was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSIWqEKTW4

[mastr]

out of 25 tournaments i did this summer in vegas i was the actual bubble boy in 3 and missed the ME cashout by 100 places.. the other 3 bubbles were in events where i got 7th which paid 0 whilst 1st paid over 100k

[kleath]

Im really getting the greatest chat lately, latest gem after trying a resteal from big stack HJ raiser w/82 and he Hellmuth calls A4o for 18 bbs


Lush4Pres said, "wow"
Lush4Pres said, "your lucky"
Lush4Pres said, "i knew u had **** buddy"
Lush4Pres said, "fkin d bag"
kleath said, "some might even call me a luckcrate"
Lush4Pres said, "did u think i was gunna fold?"
Lush4Pres said, "naw"
Lush4Pres said, "come on buddy"
kleath said, "I put you on 54"
Lush4Pres said, "shut the **** up"
kleath said, "I was half right though"
kleath said, "you had a 4"
Lush4Pres said, "k"
Lush4Pres said, "now i know"
kleath said, "im just kiddin"
Lush4Pres said, "ill raise 600 with AA and your [censored]"
kleath said, "I knew the 3 2s where gonna come"
Lush4Pres said, "how so"
kleath said, "spider sense"
kleath said, "just a feeling"
Lush4Pres said, "go fk urself buddy"
kleath said, "? Why?"
kleath said, "just explaining thought processes of a champion"
kleath said, "trying to help you play better"

[8Adam8]

I need Stars $$

I have like $300 on UB, $1700 on Absolute, and $1300 on ftp

If anyone can help me out, let me know