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Old 05-12-2007, 09:36 PM
BuzzardsNCrows BuzzardsNCrows is offline
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Default Just insane betting.

You want to hear a bad beat story...

1-2 no limit. Four handed. I hold 6 7, off-suit in the big blind. No raises. The Flop: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]—-giving me the nut straight. I bet $15. The guy to my left raises $15. The guy to his left bets $60. The guy to his left makes it $120. Meanwhile, I’m creaming in my jeans over here, and my hands and wrists are shaking like a dog pooping a peach pit. Normally, I would never exhibit this kind of tell, but I just can’t take it. It's just too perfect. So the action's on me with over $300 in the pot and we haven’t even seen the turn yet. So I push all in, and (get this) all of them call! So we all turn up our cards, and everybody has a pair with some other rag card—-the donkey to my immediate left showing A 4 off suit. A monster! The turn comes to give him a 4, so now he has trips with the best kicker, but I still have him beat. And wouldn’t you know comes an ace on the river giving this donkey a boat, fours over aces. And what’s more, as he takes down his $1,200 pot (one of the biggest I’ve seen in a 1-2 no limit game) he says, “That’s poker, gentlemen.” Man, these donkeys are really starting to bust my balls. Good luck everyone.

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[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Buzzards and Dreadful Crows
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:37 PM
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Default Re: Just insane betting.

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no.

Don't ever signaturize your posts ever again either.
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:41 PM
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sticky this and mod buzzards please
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:42 PM
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Default Re: Just insane betting.

i wish you nothing but bad beats from this moment on
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:43 PM
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Default Re: Just insane betting.

you want to hear a bad beat story...

one night long ago, after several rufe-coladas, one of your fathers' sperm penetrated your mother's ovary. "that's sex," said your father.

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Old 05-12-2007, 09:45 PM
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Default Re: Just insane betting.

hahahaa
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:58 PM
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Default Re: Just insane betting.

[ QUOTE ]
You want to hear a bad beat story...

1-2 no limit. Four handed. I hold 6 7, off-suit in the big blind. No raises. The Flop: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]—-giving me the nut straight. I bet $15. The guy to my left raises $15. The guy to his left bets $60. The guy to his left makes it $120. Meanwhile, I’m creaming in my jeans over here, and my hands and wrists are shaking like a dog pooping a peach pit. Normally, I would never exhibit this kind of tell, but I just can’t take it. It's just too perfect. So the action's on me with over $300 in the pot and we haven’t even seen the turn yet. So I push all in, and (get this) all of them call! So we all turn up our cards, and everybody has a pair with some other rag card—-the donkey to my immediate left showing A 4 off suit. A monster! The turn comes to give him a 4, so now he has trips with the best kicker, but I still have him beat. And wouldn’t you know comes an ace on the river giving this donkey a boat, fours over aces. And what’s more, as he takes down his $1,200 pot (one of the biggest I’ve seen in a 1-2 no limit game) he says, “That’s poker, gentlemen.” Man, these donkeys are really starting to bust my balls. Good luck everyone.

Cordially,
[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Buzzards and Dreadful Crows

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omg BAN
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:01 AM
HajiShirazu HajiShirazu is offline
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Default Re: Just insane betting.

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you want to hear a bad beat story...

one night long ago, after several rufe-coladas, one of your fathers' sperm penetrated your mother's ovary. "that's sex," said your father.

Cordially,
BTYS

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More people need to see this one, nice work.
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:14 AM
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you want to hear a bad beat story.....

I once wasted 30 seconds of my life on this post

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Old 05-13-2007, 04:16 AM
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poor dude.
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