Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August '07

[THAY3R]

NO LONGER UPSET I WON SHIP IT

[LearnedfromTV]

i just put $200 into a 22r plo sat to the 320 wcoop, and finished 5th. 4 seats. $!@#$@#%@#%

[SuperUberBob]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (7 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t4022)
SB (t3879)
BB (t4122)
UTG (t3585)
MP1 (t982)
MP2 (t3425)
CO (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t600</font>, SB calls t500, BB calls t400.

Flop: (t1650) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets t3497 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t3397 (All-In), SB folds.

Turn: (t8544) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t8544) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8544

Results:
BB has Jd 4d (three of a kind, fours).
Hero has 9d 9c (two pair, nines and fours).
Outcome: BB wins t8544.

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Instacalled the open shove. Evidence that there's no justice in poker.

I've been running so bad as of late. It's sickening.

[Proofrock]

I need to transfer $1500 from Stars to FTP and
$1500 from Stars to UB.

I'm willing to transfer first provided I recognize your screen name. PM me if interested.

[revots33]

500FPP Sunday Mil sat, 7 seats, 207 entrants, 15 runners left. 5th place with 23,000, feeling good about my chances. Blinds 600/1200.

Then: AA&lt;K3 diamonds (rivered flush) - down to 11,000
Next hand: KK&lt;88 (rivered 8) - out

These FPP satellites put me on tilt

[earck]

[ QUOTE ]
Can someone tell me if the FTOPS LHE 6-max was tough last year?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the first time running that event.

And FTOPS is quarterly not yearly.

[Pants Optional]

the micros can go to hell

so stupid that cbets work the 10% of the time you flop something and keep getting limp/shoved by KJo which makes me fold my AJ.

[cappla011]

wow he pwned me

PokerStars Game #11420822802: Tournament #57262014, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (600/1200) - 2007/08/10 - 22:14:31 (ET)
Table '57262014 6' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: pippz (51340 in chips)
Seat 2: ICuRaRook (20392 in chips)
Seat 3: bankrollme87 (44478 in chips)
Seat 5: Tolwar XIII (46150 in chips)
Seat 6: goseihappa (22743 in chips)
Seat 7: cappla011 (20396 in chips)
Seat 8: HOUSECATS (38958 in chips)
Seat 9: zorro378 (24165 in chips)
pippz: posts the ante 125
ICuRaRook: posts the ante 125
bankrollme87: posts the ante 125
Tolwar XIII: posts the ante 125
goseihappa: posts the ante 125
cappla011: posts the ante 125
HOUSECATS: posts the ante 125
zorro378: posts the ante 125
pippz: posts small blind 600
ICuRaRook: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cappla011 [7s Ah]
bankrollme87: folds
Tolwar XIII: folds
goseihappa: folds
cappla011: raises 1725 to 2925
HOUSECATS: folds
zorro378: calls 2925
pippz: folds
cappla011 said, "someone squeeze pls"
ICuRaRook: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 9c Qs]
cappla011: bets 3600
zorro378: calls 3600
*** TURN *** [3s 9c Qs] [3d]
cappla011: bets 13746 and is all-in
zorro378: calls 13746
*** RIVER *** [3s 9c Qs 3d] [4h]
cappla011 said, "wow"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cappla011: shows [7s Ah] (a pair of Threes)
zorro378: shows [2h 2s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
bankrollme87 said, "lolz at that call"
zorro378 collected 43342 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 43342 | Rake 0
Board [3s 9c Qs 3d 4h]
Seat 1: pippz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ICuRaRook (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: bankrollme87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tolwar XIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: goseihappa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cappla011 showed [7s Ah] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 8: HOUSECATS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: zorro378 (button) showed [2h 2s] and won (43342) with two pair, Threes and Deuces

[Body Man D]

Here's how good I've been running. Stars $20rebuy.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t300 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB (t28505)
BB (t49283)
UTG (t4825)
UTG+1 (t17740)
MP1 (t32685)
Hero (t9554)
MP3 (t4325)
CO (t19110)
Button (t13320)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t777</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, BB calls t477.

Flop: (t1454) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t999</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t41100</font>, Hero calls t7753 (All-In).

Turn: (t51306) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t51306) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t18958

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 4d 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: BB wins t51306. </font>

This is about standard for me lately.

Oh and in the Stuper I had AK vs. 99
Flop was A,x,x
Turn K
River 9

[Clayton]

thoughts?