Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for November!

[private joker]

[ QUOTE ]
stop raining on my parade bro
do you even realise how many tries that took??! I'm a pretty big chess fish

[/ QUOTE ]

You would destroy me. I don't even know how the pieces move. Which one moves like it's on crack? The horsey?

[sethypooh21]

PJ,

sorry, I couldn't hear what you were trying to say around that cake in your mouth. Fatty.

[MitchL]

After this hand villain said I was extremely lucky and too keep 3betting w/ A6.

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (9.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, Button folds.

Turn: (5.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (7.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows 6s, Ad (a full house, Sixes full of Tens).
BB mucks 7h, 8h.
Outcome: Hero wins 9.30 BB.
($2.00 Rake)
</font>

[numbnuts007]

Oh man, this chat was too good not to post. In this guys defense, I can understand his frustration because I was crushing it tonight. The names have been changed to protect the truly lame. Let's call him 'Sphincter Boy' and me 'Awesome'.

Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($10.75) with
two pair, Nines and Fives
Sphincter Boy: hands like that is why i've turned my
chat off
Sphincter Boy: that was so bad
Sphincter Boy: chat off again
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($9.05) with
two pair, Kings and Eights
Sphincter Boy: chat back on
Awesome: chat off
Dealer: Sphincter Boy has 15 seconds left to act
Sphincter Boy: how can you cap wit that?
Awesome: you capped silly
Awesome: chat off
Sphincter Boy: how can you call with that?
JR2718: vhg
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($2.15)
Awesome: i didn't call, i raised
Sphincter Boy: fing ridiculous
Sphincter Boy: well played
Awesome: ty
Sphincter Boy: chat back off
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($1.90)
Sphincter Boy: joke
Awesome: chat off
Dealer: Awesome ties for the pot ($3.10) with
two pair, Kings and Threes
Dealer: Sphincter Boy ties for the pot ($3.10) with
two pair, Kings and Threes
Awesome: chat on
Sphincter Boy: thi sis stupid
Awesome: chat off
Dealer: Awesome shows a pair of Twos
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($5.95) with a
pair of Twos

[Wolfram]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
stop raining on my parade bro
do you even realise how many tries that took??! I'm a pretty big chess fish

[/ QUOTE ]

You would destroy me. I don't even know how the pieces move. Which one moves like it's on crack? The horsey?

[/ QUOTE ]
Got it on my second try (and only because I made a stupid noob mistake on the first one)

[acehole60]

So I'm playing some HU and it's going fine (except for the damn hit n runners). I've got a 9-handed table open too where I'm just playing tight and minding my own business. It's a great table with lots of bad players...and I'm running at -27BB/100. I mean wtf?? (granted it's over less than 300 hands, but still [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

[ QUOTE ]
It's a great table with lots of bad players...and I'm running at -27BB/100. I mean wtf?? (granted it's over less than 300 hands, but still )

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Have you thought about taking up chess?

[FlopYouDead]

Hand of the month...

6 max small stakes

Hero has black 5s

2 folds, Hero raises, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls

Flop: KKTr

BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

Turn: 4

BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

River: T

BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

Showdown:

Hero shows 55

Villain shows 66

Villain wins pot

[acehole60]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It's a great table with lots of bad players...and I'm running at -27BB/100. I mean wtf?? (granted it's over less than 300 hands, but still )

[/ QUOTE ]

Have you thought about taking up chess?

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, that's a good idea. 60 bets down the tube in 350 hands at a 9-handed table sure isn't fun. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Oink]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ship the value river raise with A high 3-way

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (5 handed) Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (17 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (11.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

River: (14.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Kc (one pair, tens).
SB has Js Kh (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 18.50 BB. </font>