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Old 10-18-2007, 05:38 AM
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Young Playa: Three young [censored] wiff nuth’n to do
I gott a idea, says the [censored] who’s a jew

Hot Muffin: What is dat, my brutha? Plees explain.

Jew Ass [censored]: We smoke dis crack, take this coke, and then smoke that weed,
drink some party juice, den smoke the pcp

Hot Muffin: And then go shoot ouw guns.

Sound: inhaling, coughing, more inhaling, and more coughing.


Young Playa: Oooh, [censored] dis is great,
dis [censored] he got roots like no otha.
Jew Ass [censored]: Ya, [censored], I strait up Israeli.
Da [censored] crossed over from Zimbabwe and
Young Playa: pow: [censored] Ass Jew was bown.
Jew Ass [censored]: Yeah, foo.

Young Playa: I go to tha stow, and I steal my food.
Go to the doctow and I bang the nurse.
Go to the secretary and steal the bitchez purse.

Jew Ass [censored]: Hoes, pimps, [censored], and gangstas.
Hot Muffin: I can’t feel my hands foo, it like you cut they off

Jew Ass [censored]: Bitches, [censored], and Gs.
Young Playa: Yeah, yeah, I think I color blind now

Jew Ass [censored]: Homies, jews, and gangstas.
Young Playa: Yeah yeah [censored],
this is chicken soup fo da fool who ain’t got no bowl.
Aint no [censored] smoke crack, outa no crack [censored]
Jew Ass [censored]: Yea foo, you is make sense.

Sound: Serious coughing

Jew Ass [censored]: Im about to have a seizure [censored],
the crack too dirty

Sound: something falling to the ground

Young Playa: Dam [censored] dropp to da ground,
wif foam in his mouf
Hot Muffin: now my head feel dizzy and my eyes real blurry,
He sweat’n like a [censored] from da Sahara,

Hot Muffin: Nah [censored], Gobi dessert.
Young Playa: Dam foo, young plya feel no good either.

Sound: something falls to ground

Hot Muffin: This crack is chiken soul for da soup,
I smoke it and now I can’t poop,
Constipation for three day but it good
cuz like da [censored]… from da… hoo..
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:39 AM
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Its time for the perculator [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:40 AM
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Stubb (a Dub)

Do you remember
We called you puppy?
Now you're one of us
We call you family

Family...

Treading underfoot and stinking ass
Hold the door aside and let her pass

Glaucoma

Reflections of a bloated lie
A life stored in your cloudy eye
Now it's time to say goodbye
Stubb a Dub will never die

Chase a tail that isn't there
It's time to wipe your butt
Sliding down butt hill

Dahg Rastubfari - do you know
That you're a [censored] dog?
If you can hear me, then throw up
Give me a sign
And I'll throw a stick, bring it back
Roll over and die
You taught me a lesson - thanks mom!

Do you understand me
Do you think about me when you're peeing?
Do you really think you're gonna grow
Into a human being?

This dog has seen better days

You're gonna die
How does it feel, Stubb?

Eat & sleep
Fulfill your only roll
Let your problems seep
Out of your hole

Cataract

Do you remember
We called you family?
Now you're underground
We call you memory

Memory...

Gone.
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:43 AM
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Hot Muffin: Yo, Yo, [censored] listen up. This is a message from the President of the [censored]:

[censored] Ass Jew: USP [censored], XM320 foo. SAR-21 [censored], MP5 foo. Benelli M4 Super 90 [censored], Glock foo. L96 [censored], I said AK5 niggaa!!

Hot Muffin: Now listen up all you bitches, we is fight a war right now.
Get yo ammo [censored] cuz if I see you Im gunna blast you in the skull.

Young Playa: Thas right [censored]. Its rain’n bullets.
I see no color when I shoot; [censored] crackaz, [censored] and chicks, they all drop like flys when I pull the trigga.

Hot Muffin: Asians too.

[censored] Ass Jew: And that aint all [censored]. You is a bitch.
I bust into you crib and I shot yo cat. Gangsta.
I go to the zoo and I piss on the poo. Bitch ass [censored].
Bust into a cage and shoot all the tigers. Poison the fish too. Homie.
Take out my rifle and whack all the zebras. Total annihilation [censored].

Young Playa: we came from the getto wiff one mission [censored]

Hot Muffin: to become the first [censored] to rule the country

All three: Rule by inhalation [censored].

Young Playa: we have no mercy. We travel by carriage.
We wear no cloths, only armor.
Our message is “hide or you will get shot,” for one simple reason:

All three: we is the [censored] of Annihilation.
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:43 AM
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When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting in death row

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, Guns of Brixton
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:47 AM
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whole album is off the hoook:

Young Playa: Tic-toc Tic-toc, Tic-toc Tic-toc,

Sound: Gun shot

[censored] Ass Jew: Bang! [censored], you dead.

Young Playa: Let’s rewind this [censored]’n story, back to the day when I smoked my first blunt.
I was 6 years old and already a gangsta.
I had sweet hoe who’s mom was a [censored].
Whenever we’d bang, she’d say “Kids you too young,”
So I took out my gat and her brains went splat.
It was first degree so I pleaded the Fith,
Leaned back in my seat and smoked my chronic, said to the judge “[censored] suck my dick”

[censored] Ass Jew: 12 years those [censored] gave him, but he don’t care. [censored] young but he grow’n pubic hair. Chek it.

Hot Muffin: that’s right [censored], cell block D. Memphis penitentiary was his new crib.
I say “what up [censored]”, and he say “yo”
I was do’n time for the 1rd degree, killed a gay [censored] for watch’n me pee.

[censored] Ass Jew: so they both is [censored] in cell block D, two [censored] do’n time for the 1st degree.
So I poped a [censored]’s mom cuz he call me "John".
I said “son, that’s [censored] to you, now yo mommas gone”

Hot Muffin: you see he’s a [censored] Ass Jew with big ass gun.
After he shoots he just don't run,
Kills people jus cuz he thinks its funny.
N-A-J reach in yo poket and take all yo money.

[censored] Ass Jew: So true, so true.
So they gave me 9 years and I lit my menorah. Said “[censored] don’t hate” and I spun my dradle.
Pissed on the judge and said “now you is wet,”
So they exntended the sentance and said,
"12 years is what [censored] Ass Jew will get"
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:51 AM
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baaaallllliiin flows ohh snapppppppppp

Sound: door bell ringing… door busted open with foot and body force

Unknown Man: What the fu…
Sound: Gun shot followed by several gunshots.

Rap begins:
Young Playa: Yeah, yeah, yeah [censored]!!
Hot Muffin: What?
[censored] Ass Jew: What?
Hot Muffin: What?
[censored] Ass Jew: What?
Young Playa: I’ll tell you what!
White Cracker lay’n on the flow, four bullets and he ain’t breath’n no mow
Na don’t you ax me why I play. In this pussy-ass ‘hood I always get away.
1,2 pow! [censored] I think you dead, shot like deer now I seek some head.
To the bedroom I stroll and find yo bitch, so I take off my pants and show her my dick.

Hot Muffin (in girl voice): Oh, Young Playa you’s a pimp. Oh, Young Playa my man is dead!
Young Playa: That’s right Bitch I shot him! (echoes: shot him, shot him…)

[censored] Ass Jew: Now we don’t play no hide ’n seek.. You see Young Playa act a pimp.
No bitch ain’t got no big-ass grin.
Some big-ass hoes with big-ass [censored].
Holla at Hot Muffin if yo bitch ain’t loose.
That [censored] dives down and cuts yo slack.
I aint no fool cuz I ain’t got school.
Teacha a hoe, so I pissed on the flow.
Teacha get mad cuz the kids started slipp’n.
So you know what I said?

Hot Muffin: What you say [censored] Ass Jew?
[censored] Ass Jew: “Watch yo mouth Bitch, watch yo mouth Bitch. I pissed on yo flow cuz I broke the school toilet. Shoved a [censored] head in and made him cry. Then I went to lunch and ate a pie.”

Womans Voice in background: That’s it! Go to the office [censored] Ass Jew.

Hot Muffin: Ooh, Ah. Ooh, Ahh. Its too damn hot. Its to damn hot.
Young Playa: Why it so hot [censored]? Why it so hot?

[censored] Ass Jew: You tell us Hot Muffin, you niggady, naggady, hot-ass muthfuck'n muffin.

Hot Muffin: Fi, Fy, Fo, Fum, I smell dough of pimp-ass muffin.
Yeah that’s right, Hot Muffin the name. Selling drugs to kids and bang’n you mom ‘s the game.
Now my balls are real saggy and my chest is real greasy,
But I tell you one thing: It makes the bang’n real easy.
Born in the ghetto where the whores were a plenty. Had a big feast on the pussy, so they called me Hot Muffin.
Yeah, yeah [censored], that’s Life On the Streets.

Chorus Fade out (All three rappers): Life on the streets, life on the streets….
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:54 AM
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:35 AM
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Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.

Everybody knows his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
Letters through your door.

[Hee Hee]

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really happy man.
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:00 AM
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hey hey, you you, i don't like your girlfriend
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