I really want people to read by post in the knife vs bat thread

[Jdanz]

I believe it helps clear up an issue that has long plagued these boards.

Please give me a star for this thread and immediately remove it for my insight in the k v b thread.

[mrh86]

I know that most of the people replying to that thread are bonafide internet nerds who have no physical capacity, but if the guy with the knife doesn't win eight times out of ten, then he's a [censored] retard. A knife only requires one hand, and a bat requires two. There's no parrying involved with a knife. Grab the [censored] bat with your hand and kick that [censored] in the balls and then stab him. Game over, gg.

[Jdanz]

more succinct than my reply. same conclusion.

I, however, am trying to change atheists into believers.

[heater]

Any amount of money says I swing a bat at your torso and you try to stop it with your free hand and I break bones.

[tuq]

I really want people to read "by" post. No.

[KUJustin]

Also at least put the post here... I mean if you really want people to read it wouldn't that make sense?

[siccjay]

This really might be the dumbest post I have ever seen.

[Ook]

Dude, your post sucks. Way to use 20x the number of words you need. I made it through 1/3 of the post and skimmed the rest. Perhaps you should take attention whoring lessons from fluff.

[MuresanForMVP]

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This really might be the dumbest post I have ever seen.

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[tarheeljks]

it sounds like you think you can take him down w/one stab, which is certainly not the case