Should goofyballer get a hooker?

[goofyballer]

...and if so, will BBV4L ballers put up monies to make this happen? A couple hours with a high-class woman that knows how to treat me right is expensive yo. If I were to do this it wouldn't be with some uggo at a Motel 6.

Present arguments below!

[Ponies]

No get a real girl

[holdme]

lol nice i guess it depends on what the original agreement was.

[popeye18]

How much we talkin?

[edfurlong]

yes and no

[ghostface]

$1.25 please

[Triumph36]

1: there are no bbv4life ballers. everyone in bbv4life is on broke street.

2: i can't imagine getting a prostitute is healthy for you in the long run but i've figured out that i have no idea how most people work

3: i'd stake $50 as long as it included you sending her a long letter about how much you loved her

[Phatty_One]

Having secks with womenz is EZ. Getting them to pay YOU is the hard part. Sell viginities online maybe?

[whoisthedrizzle]

I think fluffpop said she'd do a guy for a million dollars, or a billion, I forget. Someone pm her and ask cause she has me on ignore. Then I'll go pm Sbrugby since I think he'd loan you the money to pull this off, he seems like a nice guy. Yeah, I like this plan.

[The.Accountant]

don't do it goofy, you're in vegas with a bunch of pokerballer wingmen and you're not a bad looking guy (maybe get a new haircut?)

if you demonstrate superior value (flashing money, being popular among your group of guys/girls), I bet you'll have some success.

you already made out with a chick in what, less than a week? if you refine your routine you should be able to do better and get laid.

isn't vegas the best place in the world to get laid?\

also, you're a poker player. you're probably richer and smarter than 99% of kids your age..doesn't it motivate you and piss you off that these fish who you would crush at teh poker table are taking teh pwn to you with the ladies?

PS - WHO TOLD YOU THAT I GOT IT AI PRE W QJs ON 150BBS PF AGAINST UPAY4MYCONDOMS!???!?!?