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Re: BradL beats
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Additional random beat: My massage therapist neighbor comes over to ask me how I did on my test. I tell her I killed it. She looks upset. I say "What's wrong?" She says she just found out her uncle died. I say "Oh, sorry to hear that." She says sarcastically, "But at least you killed your test" with a look of contempt on her face. I let out a nervous chuckle then close my door as quickly as it will allow. [/ QUOTE ] This is when you ask who killed her uncle/how he was killed. He was killed obv. |
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Re: BradL beats
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Additional random beat: My massage therapist neighbor comes over to ask me how I did on my test. I tell her I killed it. She looks upset. I say "What's wrong?" She says she just found out her uncle died. I say "Oh, sorry to hear that." She says sarcastically, "But at least you killed your test" with a look of contempt on her face. I let out a nervous chuckle then close my door as quickly as it will allow. [/ QUOTE ] This reminds me of an SNL sketch from a couple of weeks ago where these two people in a carpool kept inadvertently offending each other. Alec Baldwin: Well, I guess I should be careful how I throw words around. Woman: My husband was killed after being hit by a dictionary that was tossed out of a tenth-story window. |
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it was a fun night, i wish i wasnt such a pussy that i had to go get sleep(meaning go back to the room and donk off money online) since i had to play the next day, so i could have stuck around to witness brad being completley balckout drunk and doing whatever stupid [censored] he did
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Re: BradL beats
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[ QUOTE ] Additional random beat: My massage therapist neighbor comes over to ask me how I did on my test. I tell her I killed it. She looks upset. I say "What's wrong?" She says she just found out her uncle died. I say "Oh, sorry to hear that." She says sarcastically, "But at least you killed your test" with a look of contempt on her face. I let out a nervous chuckle then close my door as quickly as it will allow. [/ QUOTE ] This reminds me of an SNL sketch from a couple of weeks ago where these two people in a carpool kept inadvertently offending each other. Alec Baldwin: Well, I guess I should be careful how I throw words around. Woman: My husband was killed after being hit by a dictionary that was tossed out of a tenth-story window. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] SNL |
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Re: BradL beats
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Additional random beat: My massage therapist neighbor comes over to ask me how I did on my test. I tell her I killed it. She looks upset. I say "What's wrong?" She says she just found out her uncle died. I say "Oh, sorry to hear that." She says sarcastically, "But at least you killed your test" with a look of contempt on her face. I let out a nervous chuckle then close my door as quickly as it will allow. [/ QUOTE ] "Was your uncle a test?????" |
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i figured out how i spent it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] -Brad [/ QUOTE ] sorry you have crabs. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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