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Old 12-15-2006, 02:55 AM
shaundeeb shaundeeb is offline
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tony make up for it at pca, I'm sure you can find things to be more baller, like staking me in the tourney.
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:56 AM
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Additional random beat: My massage therapist neighbor comes over to ask me how I did on my test. I tell her I killed it. She looks upset. I say "What's wrong?" She says she just found out her uncle died. I say "Oh, sorry to hear that." She says sarcastically, "But at least you killed your test" with a look of contempt on her face. I let out a nervous chuckle then close my door as quickly as it will allow.

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thats when u say "at least u killed ur uncle by being a frigid bitch"
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:00 AM
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Beat: He doesn't have any idea how he spent so much. He asked me if he bought me dances or something because he couldn't figure it out.
Brag: I know the story and you BBVers don't. I'm so cool.
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:10 AM
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i brought 1700 to strip club. i brought 35k to vegas.

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Old 12-15-2006, 03:13 AM
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omfg he's telling me the story right now, it's CLASSIC.
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:13 AM
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I was sleepwalking which i do from time to time. In my boxers apparently i spouted off some jibberish to the maids. They said i was harrasing them and security threw me out. I can appeal it in six months.

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Old 12-15-2006, 03:14 AM
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omfg he's telling me the story right now, it's CLASSIC.

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Old 12-15-2006, 03:14 AM
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i figured out how i spent it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Old 12-15-2006, 03:17 AM
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brag: they saved me from donking off 15k in the tourny tommorrow.

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Old 12-15-2006, 03:19 AM
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I was sleepwalking which i do from time to time. In my boxers apparently i spouted off some jibberish to the maids. They said i was harrasing them and security threw me out. I can appeal it in six months.

-Brad

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Wow wtf. Apparently you tip really [censored] poorly in your sleep.
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