Stupid/irritating porn stuff

[revots33]

Thought about this after reading the money shot thread.
I luv porn (esp. lesbian) but there are some things I repeatedly see in pornos that I just don't get. First is when the girls give bjs to a rubber dildo. wtf? It is so stupid and fake, especially when the porn actress tries to act like she loves sucking on a rubber dildo.

Second thing that bothers me is when the girls look at the camera. Sometimes it's just a quick glance but it totally ruins it. They might as well wear a sign that says "how long do I have to do this?"

Other thing I don't see the appeal of is the closeup shots of double penetration. These shots usually consist mostly of 2 penises and some guy's hairy ass. There's a girl there too but you can hardly see her.

[Jay Riall]

Asian/black dudes in porn. I don't wana see that [censored] plz.

[JMa]

exaggerated moaning. nothing worse.

[metsandfinsfan]

i kinda like the first 2 things on your list
the dp closeups -- not so much

[pepper123]

anal gape shots

[Lanzalot]

It's annoying in cheaply produced porn to sometimes hear the cameraman/director tell the girl-on-bottom or whatever to switch positions.

Also, seeing camera flashes when they are taking stills while a scene is being filmed. Very annoying. Keep the illusion intact. I hate to see the boom mike too.

[amplify]

my dependence upon it

[StevieG]

Any particular porn visual that you think is stupid or silly is going to be thought of as hot by a lot of people. And vice versa.

[oddjob]

the interets porn where the douche bag behind the camera talks.

[canis582]

any editing.