Freaky Christian College Girl !

BIG BIRD 504 · #1 07-05-2007, 02:02 AM

About 3 months after Hurricane Katrina I moved back to the great state of Oregon and was in a Barnes and Noble looking for a book, when all of a sudden I see this 4'11 round booty having white girl...Now the BIRD thinks "I am going to tap that ass like Teddy Pendergrass", so I approach her and start talking..

After getting the digits we hook something up for the next day where I'm invited over to her dorm room at Warner Pacific college...I lay my best Katrina sob story on her and being the tall attractive man that I am she fell for it, well while we are watching the movie she starts slobbing on my knob...The best part was, because she had a member of the opposite sex in there, she had to have a shoe in the door...So she put her lil size 5 flip flop in the door sideways, while she's gobbling up the 10pin slurping away, I hear the girls outside the door laughing...Just like a good lil [censored] she swallowed every last drop !!!!!!!!

I have a ton of stories about her if ya'll would like me to share...BABA BOOEY TO YALL !

Dan BRIGHT · #2 07-05-2007, 02:10 AM

how am i supposed to jerk off to THIS?

BIG BIRD 504 · #3 07-05-2007, 02:17 AM

I'd assume since you look like you lead an alternative lifestyle you would think about me

Florida · #4 07-05-2007, 02:24 AM

head aspload is an understatement

saucyspade19 · #5 07-05-2007, 02:29 AM

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I see this 4'11 round booty having white girl

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let me do the math on this one

4'11 210lbs
gave head to an unemployed hurricane migrant
christian skank

this was obviously jessica alba you hooked up with. How many teeth did she have?

Dan BRIGHT · #6 07-05-2007, 02:31 AM

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I'd assume since you look like you lead an alternative lifestyle you would think about me

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pics?

bluey · #7 07-05-2007, 02:32 AM

this is terrible.

onlinebeginner · #8 07-05-2007, 02:34 AM

what made her christian

tisthefire · #9 07-05-2007, 02:37 AM

SHE SWALLOWED LIKE COMMUNION AMIRITE?

BIG BIRD 504 · #10 07-05-2007, 02:48 AM

4'11 130....Oh and I wasnt a migrant, being that I'm from Portland originally....Who cares if I was un employed, I was still getting more ass than anyone on this board...Spade I turn down more women than your ugly ass will ever get.