November Low-Content Thread

[SNOWBALL]

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what's more exciting than a book called "field notes from a catastrophe"? writing a 6 page paper about it. what's more fun than that? writing a 10 page paper about "the voyage of the beagle" and "the double helix" before i can get to the 6 page paper [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Chucky D is the nuts man. U gotta get on that.

[mike l.]

"what's more exciting?"

writing all those gay papers and then quitting school in a month forever anyway...

[HOWMANY]

lol you obviously havent read the darwin book because its brutally boring. "BLAH BLAH BLAH TREES BLAH BLAH BLAH ROCKS BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS GRASS GROWS HERE BUT NOT THERE". the darwin/watson paper is supposed to be 8-10 pages but he also said 1800-2k words and im at 600 words = 2 pages right now so obv im just going to write like 1800 words exactly then [censored] with font/margins to get it as close to 8 pages without making it look absurd. i quit for the night so i guess i have to miss class tomorrow to finish since both papers are due on thurs.

btw i think my reply in the "cookie jar" thread might be my best post ever on 2+2

[brick]

brag: played 4 handed at 2x my normal stakes with fishies
beat: won a little, realized I don't have any balls, and quit (even though it was the best game in the house)
variance: gabe mercilessly pounded the two helpless women for hour upon hour, both left the casino and came back with more money only to hit felt once again.

[HOWMANY]

i'm guessing this was the 60 game. that probably means the two helpless women were the fat persian woman who tilts a lot and sometimes plays 1/2+ and the fat persian woman who is laggy preflop, terrible postflop and wears infinite makeup?

finished the long essay just now. 1800-2k words and i actually wrote over 2k [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i'm so ashamed of myself for doing more than what was asked of me. now on to the much easier paper where i just highlighted the whole book as i read it and am going to quote mercilessly. paper is going to be 50% quotes 40% footnotes 9% title/name/page number 1% interpretation.

im really looking forward to finishing this paper sometime today so that i can get in some good old fashioned orienteering.

[nineinchal]

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i'm guessing this was the 60 game. that probably means the two helpless women were the fat persian woman who tilts a lot and sometimes plays 1/2+ and the fat persian woman who is laggy preflop, terrible postflop and wears infinite makeup?

finished the long essay just now. 1800-2k words and i actually wrote over 2k [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i'm so ashamed of myself for doing more than what was asked of me. now on to the much easier paper where i just highlighted the whole book as i read it and am going to quote mercilessly. paper is going to be 50% quotes 40% footnotes 9% title/name/page number 1% interpretation.

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Can't you just hire somebody to do your paper for you? There is much greater expected value if you play poker instead.

[HOWMANY]

well i read the books so i may as well write the papers. plus i would just waste the time reading dumb [censored] on 2+2 anyway bc thats what i do when theres no schoolwork to be done. writing the papers pretty much only takes time away from me reading nvg/oot/edf/lounge and there hasnt been anything good there lately anyway.

[brick]

although this was not at commerce it's likely that has happened to the two people you described.

[HOWMANY]

so it was "sherri" (dunno how to spell it) and the fat annoying russian or whatever bitch?

[jkamowitz]

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Can't you just hire somebody to do your paper for you? There is much greater expected value if you play poker instead.

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While you may have done this back when you graduated in 1919, the universities of today are much much stricter on fraud and cheating.

It is a serious offense at most universities and never a smart idea from someone who is so close to graduation.

Also, it just never seemed worth it, when writing a boring paper is infinately times better than being expelled.