Official October Thread: General Discussion

[creative]

thx for the feedback

im just not convinced that calling allin with at there is good bc i really dont ever see myself showing up with a worse ten there... but that could just be bc im biased

[bigbabyjesus]

F U OCTOBER IT'S ON BIATCH

(just noticed i put that stupid info bar over the start of teh graph i'm dumbz)

[Jeffmet3]

joke?

Full Tilt Poker Game #3750789103: Table Mare (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:35:12 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($4,312.25)
Seat 2: TWEB31 ($614.25)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $5
TWEB31 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [6c Qd]
Jeffmet3 raises to $30
TWEB31 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qc As]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 bets $40
TWEB31 calls $40
*** TURN *** [Qs Qc As] [9d]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Jeffmet3 bets $100
TWEB31 calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qc As 9d] [Ac]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 bets $150
TWEB31 has 15 seconds left to act
TWEB31 has requested TIME
TWEB31: wow
TWEB31: nice river
TWEB31 folds

[Ship Ship McGipp]

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wow im usually really nice and polite to the short stack fish at 10 20 heads up, but ALSHOLDEM, [censored] YOU. go hit and run someone else 21321 times you [censored] deuchbag

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karma for you hit and running me, go alsholdem

[ipokeder]

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joke?

Full Tilt Poker Game #3750789103: Table Mare (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:35:12 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($4,312.25)
Seat 2: TWEB31 ($614.25)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $5
TWEB31 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [6c Qd]
Jeffmet3 raises to $30
TWEB31 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qc As]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 bets $40
TWEB31 calls $40
*** TURN *** [Qs Qc As] [9d]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Jeffmet3 bets $100
TWEB31 calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qc As 9d] [Ac]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 bets $150
TWEB31 has 15 seconds left to act
TWEB31 has requested TIME
TWEB31: wow
TWEB31: nice river
TWEB31 folds

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how is that hard to believe at all

[Jeffmet3]

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joke?

Full Tilt Poker Game #3750789103: Table Mare (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:35:12 ET - 2007/10/04
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($4,312.25)
Seat 2: TWEB31 ($614.25)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $5
TWEB31 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [6c Qd]
Jeffmet3 raises to $30
TWEB31 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qc As]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 bets $40
TWEB31 calls $40
*** TURN *** [Qs Qc As] [9d]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Jeffmet3 bets $100
TWEB31 calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qc As 9d] [Ac]
TWEB31 checks
Jeffmet3 bets $150
TWEB31 has 15 seconds left to act
TWEB31 has requested TIME
TWEB31: wow
TWEB31: nice river
TWEB31 folds

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how is that hard to believe at all

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check/folding that to a halfpot bet is weak and gross.

[fees]

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i am on FBT, 4 open tables of 2/4 HU on FTP, 3k in my account, be there someone

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Full Tilt Poker Game #3742187068: Table Cole (deep 6) - $4/$8 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:10:14 ET - 2007/10/03
Seat 1: tkdcrew ($804)
Seat 2: EskaborReturns ($1,631)
Seat 3: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($4,355)
Seat 4: DLizzle ($2,020.80)
Seat 5: G_U_M_B_I_E_05 ($1,273.95)
Seat 6: ken the cow ($1,730.50)
tkdcrew posts the small blind of $4
EskaborReturns posts the big blind of $8
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EskaborReturns [Qh Td]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT folds
DLizzle raises to $28
G_U_M_B_I_E_05 calls $28
ken the cow calls $28
tkdcrew folds
EskaborReturns calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Js 5c 4d]
EskaborReturns checks
DLizzle bets $114
G_U_M_B_I_E_05 folds
ken the cow folds
DLizzle: fold fold fold fold
EskaborReturns raises to $400
DLizzle calls $286
*** TURN *** [Js 5c 4d] [7d]
EskaborReturns bets $600
DLizzle calls $600
*** RIVER *** [Js 5c 4d 7d] [As]
EskaborReturns bets $603, and is all in
DLizzle folds
Uncalled bet of $603 returned to EskaborReturns
EskaborReturns mucks
EskaborReturns wins the pot ($2,113)
DLizzle stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,116 | Rake $3
Board: [Js 5c 4d 7d As]
Seat 1: tkdcrew (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: EskaborReturns (big blind) collected ($2,113), mucked
Seat 3: DonTmaKeMEDoIT didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: DLizzle folded on the River
Seat 5: G_U_M_B_I_E_05 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: ken the cow (button) folded on the Flop


does this tilt you even more?

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die

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endlessly laughing.. 23?

[Pasterbator]

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haha you're awesome.

[Clayton]

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[Pasterbator]

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honestly doc i really dont know how you called that turn shove

im really confused if i leveled myself or you leveled me

can anyone comment on that hand?

futuredoc85: posts small blind $5
creat!ve: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to futuredoc85 [Td Ah]
EmpireMaker2: folds
redargoe: folds
futuredoc85: raises $20 to $30
creat!ve: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [6d 9h 9c]
futuredoc85: bets $40
creat!ve: calls $40
*** TURN *** [6d 9h 9c] [Ts]
futuredoc85: checks
creat!ve: bets $105
futuredoc85: raises $215 to $320
creat!ve: raises $1199.50 to $1519.50 and is all-in
futuredoc85: calls $683 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d 9h 9c Ts] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
futuredoc85: shows [Td Ah] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
creat!ve: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected $2144 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2146 | Rake $2
Board [6d 9h 9c Ts Kc]
Seat 1: redargoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: futuredoc85 (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won ($2144) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 5: creat!ve (big blind) mucked [5h 8h]
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

is that a bad bluff?

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I love his line against someone who is capable of shoving light there.

I mean, come on. Who the hell ever has a hand BvB. Ship it FD.