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[scpi10]

WTF
(8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Button calls.

Flop: (11 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (11.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, UTG calls, MP1 folds.

River: (13.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 19.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has 3c 2d (one pair, fives).
MP2 has 2h 7h (one pair, fives).
Outcome: UTG wins 9.75 BB. MP2 wins 9.75 BB. </font>

[Landonfan]

I hope you stayed at that table a long time.

Also, lol @ your avatar.

[bellatrix]

It was somebody at Absolute with a God account (72).

Edit:chip dumping at the micros?

[Buzz-cp]

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[Smurph64]

I just watched a guy at my table self destruct like I have never seen before. He was up 35 bb and finished down 20 bb in about an hour and a half.

I think he would have won at that table.

[Point Blank]

OMG ... my vote for the greatest hand ever!!

[bravos1]

So today Bravos goes and plays the glorious 5-200 spread game at Bay101 because it is the softest thing ever...EVAH

So max buy in is $200 (lol 40BBs) and hero buys in for $200 LDO

Like 4th hand in..I get QQ and raise it to $35 after 2 limpers.
All fold except last limper. Pot ~$85 after drop. Flop J92r and I lead for $75, and EP limper c/r's AI for an additional $25 and LDO I have to call... He had AJo and I dodge turn and river.. yay.

After about 45 minutes, I've more than doubled my stack to about $425. Table have been very LAG, and we are seeing about 3 live straddles/orbit.

UTG straddles and 3 "limpers" to me and I over limp 66. One more limper and BTN makes it $55 to go...one limper calls and I call. I have them both covered and BTN has about $200 behind, EP ~$75. Pot is ~$200. Flop is T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Checked to me and I just lead for $135 as there is no need to get fancy and if BTN has an over-pair he is definitely paying me off. BTN pushes over the top, EP folds and I obviously call hoping he has an over-pair instead of something like A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], instead he flips TT and I can't catch my 1 outer.. damn ~$600 pot!!!

So I spend another 30 minutes building my stackw/ KK takes a decent pot after the turn.

Another straddle and 4 limpers..and someone makes it $50 to go and I look down at KK. I make it $150 to go and everyone folds to orig raiser who pushesfor an additional $50. I call and we have a $450 pot and he flips A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] LOL WTF? I laughed inside until I see a rainbowed A hi flop!! ARGH! I can not hit my 2 outer and boom... another $450 slides the wrong direction.

LOL so I rebuild again.. see a pattern yet? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

a few minutes later, UTG makes it $40 and one caller, I have red Aces and make it $150. All folds to UTG who pushes for another $50 or so. Cold caller fold and I call. Flop is K high. Turn T, and he flips TT.. yup I miss again on river.. an ship another $450 pot to someone else.

3 hand later I'm UTG+1 in a straddled pot w/ A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and make it $35. All fold to the BTN who was the TT guy from the previous hand. and he calls.

Flop is JT2r and I c-bet about $50 and he calls. Pot is about ~$180 and turn is a total brick.. like a 5. I check, pretty much expecting BTN to blow me out here, but he only bets $25. So I'm getting about 8:1 and figure I have about 6-8 discounted outs. I call. River is a Q and I value bet $75. He agonizes a bit and calls w/ KK LOL, well played KK! He said he put me on AA until the turn.. LOL, whatever, He played that horribly and I get to suckout for a change.

OK.. another hand.... Hero gets JJ UTG and makes it $30. 3 cold callers..LOL and BB is an uber-LAGgy old dude. He pushes for $78 total and I love it because I reraise max : ~$245 (San Jose has a max $200 bet). All others fold except BTN who only has about $85 more.

BTN tells me he has 44 and old man won't tell. Flop is 589r.. turn 6, river 7 and the 2 of us LOL until old idiot dude turns over ATo for the T hi straight.. ZOMG!

I play for another hour or so and win a few more pots.. final tally 5 hours, +$363. Not bad, but OH WHAT COULD OF BEEN!!!! I don't think I'll ever play anything but $200 spread again [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Landonfan]

River is a K and I value bet $75. He agonizes a bit and calls w/ KK LOL, well played KK! He said he put me on AA until the turn.. LOL, whatever, He played that horribly and I get to suckout for a change.

You sure about that?

[bravos1]

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River is a K and I value bet $75. He agonizes a bit and calls w/ KK LOL, well played KK! He said he put me on AA until the turn.. LOL, whatever, He played that horribly and I get to suckout for a change.

You sure about that?

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Yeah.. I already editted it.. river was a Q, not a K [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Landonfan]

Does spread mean that you can bet anywhere from 5-200 at any point?

Sorry if that's a dumb question. I've never been in a casino [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].