How to quit smoking.

[Ineedaride2]

Get Bronchitis.

Saturday before last, I was out playing golf, and chain smoking Marlboro lights, as I'm wont to do while playing golf.

Saturday night, my lungs started aching, and I had a hard time catching my breath. I was doubled over with racking coughs. "WTF?! This isn't supposed to happen until Sunday morning!"

Long story short, I developed Bronchitis, and discovered that smoking felt like I was inhaling burning hot embers. I tried one Sunday, tried one Monday, and haven't smoked since.

Summation: If you want to quit smoking, get Bronchitis.

(Pneumonia would probably work too)

[ghostface]

or you can stop putting cigarettes in your mouth

[Labarde]

but then where would you put them?

[Ineedaride2]

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or you can stop putting cigarettes in your mouth

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*smacking self on forehead*

If only I had thought of that.

[hamsamich]

If only it were that easy for me....I have smoked through BOTH of these.

I am convinved that if they raised the price to $20 per pack, called them DEATH and put a picture of a cancer ridden lung on the pack I would still not be able to quit [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I suck.

[Labarde]

what if they were 100bucks a pack and called red hot dicks

[pharaohofFUNK]

start doing heroin

[THEOSU]

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but then where would you put them?

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trach hole

[pa3lsvt]

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start doing Chantix

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I know, no strategy in BBV, but I quit after 8 years and gf quit after 20 years, both pack-a-day. God bless Chantix.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

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what if they were 100bucks a pack and looked like hot dicks

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