Beat: can't find hooker who'll let me choke her

[LionelHutz00]

So I'm in the mood for some rough sex and my most recent f-buddy/ whatever just got back together with her old boyfriend. So I figure I'll get a hooker. I've never been with one before (except in Vegas and that doesn't count). Like I said, I'm looking for a chick who'll let me slap her, spank her, choke her, maybe siihp, whatever. So I get on craigslist, because that's the only place I know to go to. I make three different phone calls and all three hang up when I say something like "I'm looking to be rough with you, like spank you and stuff."

I could have gone with a normal one but I don't want to have just regular boring sex with an uninterested whore. And I definitely don't want to start getting rough with a chick who doesn't expect it, because I don't want to end up with some pimp beating my ass.

oh yeah, I also don't want a chick to come over and be like "hell no i won't do that" when i propose to be rough with her, since that's a [censored] waste of time.

So anyway, I'm stuck beating off to S&M porn on my comp. What it do BBV4L?