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Old 08-04-2007, 05:28 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

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Lol at you not sealing the deal tonight.

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American chicks just don't work that way in general. I even called her as she was in the process of dropping her friend off. She said "No way, I'll never see you again if I let you come over tonight." She was right, so what could I do?

SFB's technique is to take her someplace else that night, but they were already at Del Taco for some carbo loading, so that wasn't gonna work. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dude you gotta escalate and change venues LDO
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:31 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

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Lol at you not sealing the deal tonight.

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American chicks just don't work that way in general. I even called her as she was in the process of dropping her friend off. She said "No way, I'll never see you again if I let you come over tonight." She was right, so what could I do?

SFB's technique is to take her someplace else that night, but they were already at Del Taco for some carbo loading, so that wasn't gonna work. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dude you gotta escalate and change venues LDO

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OBV but what about tomorrow?
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:33 AM
jgunnip jgunnip is offline
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

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Lol at you not sealing the deal tonight.

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American chicks just don't work that way in general. I even called her as she was in the process of dropping her friend off. She said "No way, I'll never see you again if I let you come over tonight." She was right, so what could I do?

SFB's technique is to take her someplace else that night, but they were already at Del Taco for some carbo loading, so that wasn't gonna work. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dude you gotta escalate and change venues LDO

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OBV but what about tomorrow?

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i dunno. do you have any other plans? can you have a conversation with her without thinking omg i'm having sex with THIS chick tongiht?
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:36 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

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Lol at you not sealing the deal tonight.

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American chicks just don't work that way in general. I even called her as she was in the process of dropping her friend off. She said "No way, I'll never see you again if I let you come over tonight." She was right, so what could I do?

SFB's technique is to take her someplace else that night, but they were already at Del Taco for some carbo loading, so that wasn't gonna work. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dude you gotta escalate and change venues LDO

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OBV but what about tomorrow?

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i dunno. do you have any other plans? can you have a conversation with her without thinking omg i'm having sex with THIS chick tongiht?

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No I have no other plans because I have no life at the moment. Yes, I think I'd enjoy a conversation with her regardless of the sex. Plus her hips will be under the table and stuff. Out of sight, out of mind.
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:39 AM
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go time!
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:42 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

OP, you should simply listen to your heart.
*plays on a tiny violin*
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:51 AM
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Taking a fat chick on a date so you can get a beej...?

The whole point of hooking up with a fat chick is no effort. Where does this hungry hippo get off having self respect?
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:56 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

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American chicks just don't work that way in general.

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This is false. I know plenty who work that way. Lock it up.
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:14 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

lol @ fat hoes prostituting their mouths for food.

I honestly can't think of anything worse than sitting across from a fat pig and watching her eat.
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:40 AM
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Default Re: OT: Fat chick sex

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Taking a fat chick on a date so you can get a beej...?

The whole point of hooking up with a fat chick is no effort. Where does this hungry hippo get off having self respect?

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OK OK, she actually had some self-respect, which is why I hung out with her.

But in the sober light of dawn, this is SO not worth it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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