Starbucks and Women

[The X-Factor]

Ok since I have been back on the dating scene I have noticed that almost every girl I talk to is all about some Starbucks. I have been in two serious relationships over the last 4+ years and neither of them were into it but now everyone I talk to is all about it. Whats the big deal? Help OOT.

[ScottieK]

just in my experience:

Last gf worked at SBUX and we went several times...she even made me memorize her fave drink.

Girl I'm working on at dance class told me her specific drink as soon as coffee came up. White choc mocha latte.

Girl I met today works at SBUX...recommends Komodo Dragon coffee.

Girl I used to date always ordered iced americano's.

There's a SBUX close to my dance class. If I ever tell any one of the instructors or girls that I'm going....they place an order and give me money.

Could be the key to the girl's heart.

ScottieK

[Synur]

Just slip some roaches in her double caffe mocha half-fat grande. Makes for a fun night.

[funkymunky]

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Could be the key to the girl's heart.


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Can't really help, but I wonder if there is a way to speed up evolution, so that man spunk tastes and smells like, say, a mocha latte. Mind you, that sortta goes against procreation, I guess. It'd still be awesome, though!

[The X-Factor]

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Could be the key to the girl's heart.


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Can't really help, but I wonder if there is a way to speed up evolution, so that man spunk tastes and smells like, say, a mocha latte. Mind you, that sortta goes against procreation, I guess. It'd still be awesome, though!

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Terrible but tooo funny


Seriously though, I think I am going to start asking girls to go here instead of the movies or dinner or whatever else. They will hear SBUX and go ape [censored] and cant say no.

[Aces McGee]

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Girl I'm working on at dance class

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I'm sorry, what?

-McGee

[funkymunky]

My wife is gaga about SBUX. I threw in one of their debit cards, with like $50 on it, for a Xmas gift.

I think she was most happy about that damn card!?

And, I think she's reloaded already.

[DDC67]

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Could be the key to the girl's heart.


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Can't really help, but I wonder if there is a way to speed up evolution, so that man spunk tastes and smells like, say, a mocha latte. Mind you, that sortta goes against procreation, I guess. It'd still be awesome, though!

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omfg...lmao.

[NeoRaven]

I've never drank coffee in my life, and I think I'm SOL once a Starbucks is built in my podunk college town. Maybe they serve good muffins or something.

[sushijerk]

Stop talking to boring ass bitches? Wtf? Starbucks? I'd have to slap someone.