SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[1gotth3nuts]

lol, what an interesting day of poker..
played some hands in teh morning and ran absolutely awful, and in the afternoon i stacked 5 or 6 short stacks across my tables within 5 minutes! Gotta love the crazy swings. I also lost w/ nut flush to a straight flush allin (he hit on river). <3 ring games.

[Kilillan]

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By the time I hit 20, in 3 months, I want to go on at least 1 date with a Japanese high school girl.

They've always been a fantasy for me. I'm still within socially acceptable age for dating high school, and I now have close to the social skills to pick one up.

So as creepy as that sounds, I'm going to hang around cafes around the high school to pick up girls.
Wish me luck guys.

On a cliff note, on my journey to improve my dating skills I found the greatest asset is having friends that have awesome skills with women. Just seeing what works, what doesn't. How women respond to them and why. Mimic their clothing style, facial expression, body language and manner of speech.
I find I started hanging out with the geekier friends less and less because they were bringing me down.

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Rule #1 w/ women: BE TALL AND GOOD LOOKING.
If you have both of these, very little skill is needed to get laid.
If your like me- 5'9"/receding hairline/o.k. looking/old- your gonna need a lot of wit, charm, and good luck [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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well that's about me...

Except I'm not really old and I think I'm closer to 5'11.
First thing my friend's girlfriend's friend asked about me was how tall I was?
why do girls care so much?

[orange]

they want to know how hung you are.

[PaniX]

wow, I'm running better than ever today...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

BB ($206.50)
Hero ($530.65)
MP ($479.20)
CO ($387.35)
Button ($202)
SB ($103.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $22</font>, CO calls $22, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $20, Hero calls $14.

Flop: ($89) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $184.5 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $184.50, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $457.2</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $272.70.

Turn: ($1187.90) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($1187.90) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1187.90


BB has Ks Qh (two pair, kings and queens).
Hero has 6d 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
MP has Ac Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $1187.90.

[MyironThumb]

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I really don't 'get' Borat. I think I laughed once during the whole movie

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How? How can you possibly think that?

[Fletcher19]

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sick of running like [censored]

going to deposit some money on titan to play some HU

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HUCG? How are the HU games at iPoker? How big is the rake at HU tables? How easy is it to find a 50nl-100nl HU game?

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Cash and SnGs, there are quite a few 50NL/100NL and upwards tables on titan and they are so soft but the rake is pretty brutal at these levels. I reckon for smaller stakes SnGs are the way to go.

Gonna start playing far more HU (less variance, shorter roll, more fun). I Won 9 out of 11 today [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[holyfield5]

seriously is noone else noticing an insane amount of floating in RR pots going on? i cant catch a cold right now and this is killing me

[SpecT]

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Question for you guys:

Do you guys stay on the donkey table even if you are running so bad on that specific donkey table? Like, getting sucked out continuously and not getting any hands.

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only if its affecting ur play. If not, this is like putting a big bet down on black, because black's come up the last 3 times. it doesnt work like that man, just coz u were running bad in past doesnt have any affect on ur future hands

[Tickner]

I had a crazy revelation today.

$5/$10 nl by Sept.

[AndyP]

Wow, things are looking pretty solid and I feel like I can move up to 1/2nl, after 2 months at .5/1nl. I wonder where I'll be at the end of the year.. it would be great if I can make comfortable living playing 2/4 and getting a good GPA.