optimal drunkeness

prodonkey · #1 11-23-2007, 02:41 PM

I just bought a bottle of morgan private stock, and a 6 pack of Stella to try per BMW's suggestion. I'm trying to achieve an optimal drunken state by 6pm this evening, how should I go about drinking?

T-God · #2 11-23-2007, 02:42 PM

In tha mouth

prodonkey · #3 11-23-2007, 02:43 PM

2 cups 1 mouth?

Borodog · #4 11-23-2007, 02:44 PM

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Put in the the mouth

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prodonkey · #5 11-23-2007, 02:44 PM

how much of the bottle and how many beers to drink? What start time? I'm bad at pacing myself.

holdme · #6 11-23-2007, 02:44 PM

enema

prodonkey · #7 11-23-2007, 02:46 PM

I don't like enemas

Conspire · #8 11-23-2007, 02:46 PM

Eat something first, then start chugging.

Conspire

prodonkey · #9 11-23-2007, 02:47 PM

I'm making a hamburger right now.. I'm thinking the morgan and some coke will go better with that.

prodonkey · #10 11-23-2007, 02:48 PM

TR to follow