SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV Pt 2 (nc)

[dirtylobster]

Anyone in need of Stars $$? I'd like to trade for $1k on FTP.

[Fletcher19]

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holdme: hey
orange: hey
holdme: wanna cyber?
orange: yeah

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lolololol

[RUDIKULOUS]

i dont know why but ending up money when i feel like ive been playing bad really annoys me more than losing.

[Raxor101]

[x] Spewtard Donkey Makes Royal Flush
[ ] No cooler involved

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $53.50
UTG: $138.90
CO: $141.70
Hero (BTN): $126.85
SB: $65.85

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8</font>, SB calls $8

Turn: ($25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($25) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $114.85 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $44.85 and is All-In

Results: $132.70 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Jacks) and LOST (-$65.85 NET)
SB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a Royal Flush) and WON $130.70 (+$64.85 NET)

[goofyballer]

SECOND HAND OF MY SESSION

UTG (28/22 over 150 hands) makes it $7
I make it $25 in SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
He calls

Flop ($50): K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I lead $32, he raises to $100, I call

Turn ($250): 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I check-call all in for $75

He has 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

AND OBVIOUSLY I MISS MY 13 OUT REDRAW AFTER HE HITS HIS [censored] MIRACLE BY PUTTING IN $125 WITH A HAND I HAD ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

GOD YOU STUPID TAGFISH YOU PROB THINK YOU ARE SO [censored] GOOD PLAYING LIKE A RETARDED LAG WHEN IN REALITY YOU MAKE CHILDREN WITH DOWN SYNDROME LOOK LIKE NIKOLA TESLA

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GREASE FIRE YOU [censored] RETARD

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT LEARN WHAT "IMPLIED ODDS" ARE YOU HOPELESS [censored] DROOLER

GOD 14 BUYINS BELOW ALL IN EQUITY THIS MONTH AND POKEREV WON'T EVEN COUNT THIS BECAUSE VILLAIN PLAYED IT SO BRILLIANTLY THAT HE ONLY GOT ABOUT 75% OF STACKS IN AS A MASSIVE UNDERDOG BEFORE WE GOT ALL IN

[orange]

a fun sunday. $530 and 10k fpps later, nothing to show for it. great.

[dirtylobster]

I lol'd.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $47.55
BTN: $34.65
SB: $107.45
Hero (BB): $101.50
UTG: $49.25

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, CO calls $1, 2 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($2.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, CO calls $2

Turn: ($6.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $5</font>, CO calls $5

River: ($16.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $10</font>, CO calls $10

Results: $36.50 Pot ($1.75 Rake)
CO showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $34.75 (+$16.75 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$18 NET)

[urbanati]

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SECOND HAND OF MY SESSION

UTG (28/22 over 150 hands) makes it $7
I make it $25 in SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
He calls

Flop ($50): K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I lead $32, he raises to $100, I call

Turn ($250): 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I check-call all in for $75

He has 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

AND OBVIOUSLY I MISS MY 16 OUT REDRAW AFTER HE HITS HIS [censored] MIRACLE BY PUTTING IN $125 WITH A HAND I HAD ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

GOD YOU STUPID TAGFISH YOU PROB THINK YOU ARE SO [censored] GOOD PLAYING LIKE A RETARDED LAG WHEN IN REALITY YOU MAKE CHILDREN WITH DOWN SYNDROME LOOK LIKE NIKOLA TESLA

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GREASE FIRE YOU [censored] RETARD

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT LEARN WHAT "IMPLIED ODDS" ARE YOU HOPELESS [censored] DROOLER

GOD 14 BUYINS BELOW ALL IN EQUITY THIS MONTH AND POKEREV WON'T EVEN COUNT THIS BECAUSE VILLAIN PLAYED IT SO BRILLIANTLY THAT HE ONLY GOT ABOUT 75% OF STACKS IN AS A MASSIVE UNDERDOG BEFORE WE GOT ALL IN

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FYP

[SpecT]

goofy i talked to villain on aim and he said he would have folded if u shoved flop.

[goofyballer]

SPECT YOU CAN DIE IN A GREASE FIRE TOO

ALSO SOME [censored] DONK CALLED ME WITH 76 ON THE RIV OF A AQ874 BOARD JUST NOW AISDHFAPDOSFHAOFIASD WHAT THE [censored] IS GING ON WHY DOES GOD HATE ME

ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE [censored] FROM THE AK HAND SO IF SOMEONE WANTS TO PM HIM AND TELL HIM HE'S A RETARD FOR ME (SINCE I'M PRETTY SURE IT WOULD CONSTITUTE HARASSMENT IF I DID IT) THEN I'D LIKE YOU A LOT