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View Poll Results: When your gf's butt smells you | |||
Continue to do her doggystyle and hold your breath | 27 | 24.32% | |
Try other positions and hope for the best | 17 | 15.32% | |
Tell her to clean her ass | 67 | 60.36% | |
Voters: 111. You may not vote on this poll |
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#2091
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
A guy running 60/36/1.32 over 567 hands at NL20 is sitting pretty with 1200 bb at a table right now. Gotta get in there and put a dent in his chip mountain.
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#2092
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
brag?
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#2093
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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3-bet the first hand. there are a million draws he will call with. [/ QUOTE ] I just called b/c of pretty extensive notes, I thought I was beat honestly, but then his turn line leaned me towards a big draw, thats why i shoved. If we get it in on flop vs villain in question I am never ahead. |
#2094
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
i don't even know why I'm asking but its impossible to find a fold here yes?
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Button ($40.95) SB ($72.65) BB ($30.90) UTG ($83.25) Hero ($74.60) CO ($108.90) Preflop: Hero is MP with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1</font>, Hero calls $1, CO calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $0.50. Flop: ($4.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $0.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $107.9</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero calls $70.60 (All-In). Turn: ($151.95) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> ps. villain is pretty solid and doesn't seem to be tilting or anything, is this like ad xd or 2 2 is it ever AA? |
#2095
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
If I scoured the cosmos I might be able to find one.
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#2096
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
hey guys
Thought I'd share this hand vs. a complete LAGtard idiot (40/35/6) with you. Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $67.80 Hero (BB): $112.01 UTG: $53.59 MP: $36.93 CO: $50.00 BTN: $51.50 Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A (6 Players) 2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $2.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.50</font>, CO calls $4.50 Flop: ($13.25) 9 A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $9.00</font>, CO calls $9.00 Turn: ($31.25) T (2 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $22.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $96.51</font>, CO calls all-in for $12.50 Uncalled bet of $62.01 returned to Hero River: ($100.25) 7 (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $100.25 ($3 Rake) CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$50.00) Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A (two pairs, Aces and Nines) and WON (+$47.25) He did NOT put me on AK. |
#2097
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font>
Mine is: "who ARE these people???!?!" |
#2098
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
Here's another one vs. a total calling station 48/0/.5 fish with a 37 WTSD. Flop was a misclick if you can call it that, I misread the board thinking I only had an OESD. Reason for river fps is because it's this guy. It's like he has the downs syndrome, such a lovely lovely fish. I was expecting him to call with much weaker that what he actually had.
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $158.76 BB: $55.43 UTG: $36.18 CO: $51.94 BTN: $66.30 Preflop: Hero is dealt 6 4 (5 Players) UTG calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks Flop: ($2) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (4 Players) Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN checks Turn: ($2) Q (4 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $1.90</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $1.90, BTN folds River: ($5.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $156.36</font>, UTG calls all-in for $33.78 Uncalled bet of $122.58 returned to Hero Pot Size: $73.36 ($2 Rake) UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$36.18) Hero had 6 4 (a straight Three to Seven) and WON (+$35.18) He put me on QJ? Expert playa. |
#2099
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**
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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font> Mine is: "who ARE these people???!?!" [/ QUOTE ] lol I picture them in my head all the time. Mostly I see grown up overweight german business men sitting in front of their computer late at night after work eating snacks and drinking beer, cursing about how they never have the best hand. |
#2100
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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font> Mine is: "who ARE these people???!?!" [/ QUOTE ] mine is: Wow. or ru fkn kidding me |
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