i laughed

g-p · #1 11-08-2007, 10:00 PM

find the humor

PokerStars Game #13123931469: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:56:39 (ET)
Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($492.85 in chips)
Seat 2: TheJackless ($123.35 in chips)
TheJackless: posts small blind $1
gp333: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Jd 6h]
TheJackless said, "you play on nothing but luck"
TheJackless said, "it will run out"
gp333 said, "poker is all luck"
TheJackless: raises $18 to $20
gp333: folds
TheJackless collected $4 from pot
TheJackless: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4 | Rake $0
Seat 1: gp333 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: TheJackless (button) (small blind) collected ($4)

g-p · #2 11-08-2007, 10:01 PM

ok few hands later, couldnt think of witty joke though

PokerStars Game #13123987884: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:59:44 (ET)
Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($489.65 in chips)
Seat 2: TheJackless ($124.65 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $1
TheJackless: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [9s 9h]
gp333: raises $4 to $6
TheJackless: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9c Th]
TheJackless: checks
gp333: bets $10
TheJackless: raises $20 to $30
gp333: raises $453.65 to $483.65 and is all-in
TheJackless: calls $88.65 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jh 9c Th] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9c Th Js] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheJackless: shows [Jc 9d] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
gp333: mucks hand
TheJackless collected $248.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $249.30 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh 9c Th Js 5c]
Seat 1: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 9h]
Seat 2: TheJackless (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and won ($248.80) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

PugsMcGee · #3 11-08-2007, 10:03 PM

Is the moral of the story that poker is all luck?

g-p · #4 11-08-2007, 10:04 PM

ok should have bolded the funny part, its over your head

g-p · #5 11-08-2007, 10:04 PM

HE TELLS ME ABOUT HOW I WIN WITH LUCK WHILE HES OPENING 10BB !!

g-p · #6 11-08-2007, 10:04 PM

ok nvm stupid thread + low stakes mod notified

ImsaKidd · #7 11-08-2007, 10:15 PM

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HE TELLS ME ABOUT HOW I WIN WITH LUCK WHILE HES OPENING 10BB !!

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yeah and hes a shitbag shortstacker lol

obiedman · #8 11-08-2007, 11:26 PM

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HE TELLS ME ABOUT HOW I WIN WITH LUCK WHILE HES OPENING 10BB !!

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its okay gabe i got this betfore you even posted it.

hasugopher · #9 11-08-2007, 11:24 PM

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ok few hands later, couldnt think of witty joke though

PokerStars Game #13123987884: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:59:44 (ET)
Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($489.65 in chips)
Seat 2: TheJackless ($124.65 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $1
TheJackless: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [9s 9h]
gp333: raises $4 to $6
TheJackless: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9c Th]
TheJackless: checks
gp333: bets $10
TheJackless: raises $20 to $30
gp333: raises $453.65 to $483.65 and is all-in
TheJackless: calls $88.65 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jh 9c Th] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9c Th Js] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheJackless: shows [Jc 9d] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
gp333: mucks hand
TheJackless collected $248.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $249.30 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh 9c Th Js 5c]
Seat 1: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 9h]
Seat 2: TheJackless (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and won ($248.80) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

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g-p · #10 11-08-2007, 11:28 PM

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ok few hands later, couldnt think of witty joke though

PokerStars Game #13123987884: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/08 - 20:59:44 (ET)
Table 'Liguria V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($489.65 in chips)
Seat 2: TheJackless ($124.65 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $1
TheJackless: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [9s 9h]
gp333: raises $4 to $6
TheJackless: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9c Th]
TheJackless: checks
gp333: bets $10
TheJackless: raises $20 to $30
gp333: raises $453.65 to $483.65 and is all-in
TheJackless: calls $88.65 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jh 9c Th] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9c Th Js] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheJackless: shows [Jc 9d] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
gp333: mucks hand
TheJackless collected $248.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $249.30 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh 9c Th Js 5c]
Seat 1: gp333 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 9h]
Seat 2: TheJackless (big blind) showed [Jc 9d] and won ($248.80) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

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nice, theres some humor i missed