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#61
10-13-2007, 09:05 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I was dating this girl for a while - and one quiet night we were in drinking wine and just playing board games. We get to scrabble. A few turns in, I put out the word "diffuse". This conversation follows: Her: You can't put that word out. Noone ever uses that word. Me: What do you mean? If you think it's not a real word you can challenge it. Her: Seriously, who uses that word? You're not allowed to put that down. Me: Then what the hell is the point of this game? Her: You're an ass. Me: Double word score. [/ QUOTE ] This sounds like the type of girl I would never think to play scrabble with... [/ QUOTE ] Ironically, she was a librarian. [/ QUOTE ] We have a winner!! [/ QUOTE ] she sounds more crazy then dumb. 
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#63
10-14-2007, 12:07 AM
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arrite, these are all funny. I'm gonna put a guy one out there..but not for sure this counts, but i lmao
My daughter's name is Shelby- i love the Shelby Cobra 427..and so i was explaining how i was 'inspired' to name my daughter...and i said "i have a lot of respect for Carroll Shelby' and he said, "wow, i didn't know those cars were made by a woman! Learn something new everyday" Keep in mind, he was 35. edit: i had my kid when i was 21...so i knew back then about these cars...the guy i'm referencing was less than 8 months ago FYI- Ford came out in 2007 with the Shelby Mustang GT 500!
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#64
10-14-2007, 12:27 AM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
My ex visited me in San Antonio.We went sightseeing.She asked "why did they build the Alamo downtown?".
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#65
10-14-2007, 12:32 AM
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My ex visited me in San Antonio.We went sightseeing.She asked "why did they build the Alamo downtown?". [/ QUOTE ] lol
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#66
10-14-2007, 01:56 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
There was a woman I was dating once who had no concept of how the phases of the moon work. At some point for some reason I don't remember, the subject of the moon came up, and she asked me "Doesn't it ever happen that the moon is full one night and not there the next night?".
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#67
10-14-2007, 02:02 PM
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There was a woman I was dating once who had no concept of how the phases of the moon work. At some point for some reason I don't remember, the subject of the moon came up, and she asked me "Doesn't it ever happen that the moon is full one night and not there the next night?". [/ QUOTE ] That's not as bad as a girl I knew who said, "Isn't it cool how the sun turns into the moon at night?"
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#68
10-14-2007, 03:14 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year. I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think. [/ QUOTE ] hahahaah, that is awesome more please [/ QUOTE ] I was with her on the beach in California watching the sunset and she asked which direction west was. [/ QUOTE ] another perfectly reasonable question. it's always interesting to see how far north/south of west the sun sets depending on the time of year. [/ QUOTE ] stop being a nit. we were talking about "east coast" vs "west coast" (living not rap feuds) and she asked "I know this is the west coast, but which way is west?" [/ QUOTE ] stinkypete wins the thread.
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#69
10-14-2007, 03:44 PM
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This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year. I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think. [/ QUOTE ] These are Deeks. 
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