SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[djj6835]

Obviously Jennifer Tilly. Put you on quint kings.

[thac]

I don't care what anyone says, naps in the afternoon are awesome. I'm so refreshed.

[spivey]

You're an old man.

[nuggetz87]

just 4tabled 1k hands and won 3 buyins despite 55 < KK on 45J. felt great as i definitely made some plays i wouldn't have made 8tabling and they mostly turned out good. i'll probably 4table for a couple thousand more hands but i'm addicted to grinding so i'll go to at least 6 after that [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

also spewed a bunch but i'm only gonna post the good hands lol

PokerStars Game #12978298353: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/11/01 - 16:00:33 (ET)
Table 'Vesale II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: JEM87 ($983.10 in chips)
Seat 3: nanonoko ($398 in chips)
Seat 4: bueno09 ($455.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Weak Tite ($400 in chips)
Seat 6: Spiffjuan ($561.70 in chips)
bueno09: posts small blind $2
Weak Tite: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [7s 6s]
Spiffjuan: folds
Nethor has returned
JEM87: raises $10 to $14
nanonoko: folds
bueno09: folds
Weak Tite: raises $40 to $54
JEM87: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2s Qd]
Weak Tite: checks
JEM87: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac 2s Qd] [2c]
Weak Tite: checks
JEM87: bets $72
Weak Tite: calls $72
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2s Qd 2c] [Tc]
Weak Tite: checks
JEM87: bets $360
Weak Tite: folds
JEM87 collected $252 from pot
JEM87: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $254 | Rake $2
Board [Ac 2s Qd 2c Tc]
Seat 2: JEM87 collected ($252)
Seat 3: nanonoko (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bueno09 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Weak Tite (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: Spiffjuan folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #12978449605: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/11/01 - 16:08:20 (ET)
Table 'Tamariwa' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: JEM87 ($524 in chips)
Seat 2: needfood ($848.45 in chips)
Seat 3: nanonoko ($412 in chips)
Seat 4: Dofnsman43 ($400 in chips)
Seat 6: Dazarath ($616.40 in chips)
JEM87: posts small blind $2
needfood: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [Ah Kd]
nanonoko: folds
Dofnsman43: folds
Dazarath: raises $12 to $16
JEM87: raises $42 to $58
needfood: folds
Dazarath: calls $42
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c 9h]
JEM87: bets $78
Dazarath: raises $480.40 to $558.40 and is all-in
JEM87: calls $388 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Td 9c 9h] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c 9h 3d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JEM87: shows [Ah Kd] (a pair of Nines)
Dazarath: mucks hand
JEM87 collected $1050 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1052 | Rake $2
Board [Td 9c 9h 3d 7s]
Seat 1: JEM87 (small blind) showed [Ah Kd] and won ($1050) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: needfood (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nanonoko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Dofnsman43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Dazarath (button) mucked [Kh Jh]

[luckybacon]

jem i love the first hand especially. I was looking through my db for spewy hands and i found just a pretty funny one. No wonder i lost a lot of money that night [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
POKERSTARS GAME #12814259895: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2007/10/24 - 05:52:57 (ET)
Table 'Arethusa' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: ronaldo500 ($3840 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($14967 in chips)
Seat 5: Vaga_Lion ($5200 in chips)
Seat 6: alexeimartov ($10566 in chips)
Seat 7: luckybacon ($5842 in chips)
Seat 8: jkidd1084 ($2044 in chips)
luckybacon: posts small blind $25
jkidd1084: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to luckybacon [9d 2d]
IfIHadItAll said, "claire is so hot"
alexeimartov said, "SHE CAN PAINT PORTALS WHAT?"
ronaldo500: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
alexeimartov said, "she is incredibly annoying"
Vaga_Lion: raises $100 to $150
IfIHadItAll said, "yes"
IfIHadItAll said, "but hot"
alexeimartov: calls $150
luckybacon: raises $400 to $550
jkidd1084: folds
alexeimartov said, "yea i'm not sure if i could handle someone that annoying"
Vaga_Lion: folds
alexeimartov: calls $400
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kc Qc]
luckybacon: bets $800
alexeimartov said, "maybe i could h4te f4ck her after a big losing session"
IfIHadItAll said, "irish chick has no pwers"
alexeimartov: calls $800
*** TURN *** [Jd Kc Qc] [Kd]
luckybacon: bets $4492 and is all-in
alexeimartov said, "DOES VERONICA MARs"
alexeimartov said, "HAVE P{OWERS?!"
alexeimartov: folds
luckybacon collected $2897 from pot
luckybacon: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2900 | Rake $3
Board [Jd Kc Qc Kd]
Seat 2: ronaldo500 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Vaga_Lion folded before Flop
Seat 6: alexeimartov (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: luckybacon (small blind) collected ($2897)

[Ajahn]

Are you [censored] kidding me? I make a new table and first hand against some noob who sits in is my AA < his KK ai pf

[VPIP100]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Bad news for the guys who are planning to go to Holland Casino, coming tomorrow:

I called them just now and they won't be offering 2-2 NL/PL. Their minimum is 5-5 (250 minimum buyin) and the rake is as follows:

5% rake, max 20 euro. 2 to 5 players 10 euro max. HU 5 euro max.

They'll offer limit from 10/20 and up (200 buyin).

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmm that would suck, after all they do have up too 25 cash tables right? Ah well I'm going to check it out anyways, you never know.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes indeed [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] well see tomorrow.

[nuggetz87]

looks fine besides preflop lucky [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

found another one too from today vs. the worst regular on stars lol

PokerStars Game #12978914659: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/11/01 - 16:32:47 (ET)
Table 'Podarkes IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JEM87 ($610 in chips)
Seat 2: softas ($551.50 in chips)
Seat 3: BenOnFire ($598.65 in chips)
Seat 4: nanonoko ($963.40 in chips)
Seat 5: OMG its JHAO ($398 in chips)
softas: posts small blind $2
BenOnFire: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [Qd Jd]
nanonoko: folds
OMG its JHAO: raises $12 to $16
JEM87: calls $16
softas: folds
BenOnFire: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d Jh]
OMG its JHAO: bets $28
slickster998 leaves the table
JEM87: calls $28
*** TURN *** [8h 2d Jh] [Ts]
bluechip2000 joins the table at seat #6
OMG its JHAO: bets $188
JEM87: raises $188 to $376
OMG its JHAO: calls $166 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d Jh Ts] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OMG its JHAO: shows [Qc Kc] (high card King)
JEM87: shows [Qd Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
JEM87 collected $800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $802 | Rake $2
Board [8h 2d Jh Ts 5c]
Seat 1: JEM87 (button) showed [Qd Jd] and won ($800) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: softas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BenOnFire (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: nanonoko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: OMG its JHAO showed [Qc Kc] and lost with high card King

[Ajahn]

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $156.90
BB: $203.85
Hero (UTG): $238.15
MP: $277.30
CO: $142.35
BTN: $258.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $5, <font color="red">BB raises to $24</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $69</font>, SB folds, BB calls $45

Flop: ($144) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($144) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $49</font>, BB calls $49

River: ($242) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $120.15 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $85.85 and is All-In

Results: $413.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$203.85 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON $410.70 (+$206.85 NET)


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[shpanko]

[censored] tag-fish. I mean I wanted him to call obv, that's why I shoved, still pisses me off for some reason though.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $261.95
BB: $246.90
UTG: $58.05
MP: $155.20
CO: $271.10
BTN: $78.50

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $30</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $261.95 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $216.90 and is All-In

Flop: ($493.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($493.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($493.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $493.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$246.90 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $490.80 (+$243.90 NET)