Some beggar on FTP just gave me his phone # i think

[costanza_g]

C2DaMelo (Observer): can u send me 10 then ill send it back
cause my friend cant transfer so we need to do it over a table
.
.
C2DaMelo (Observer): can u do thayt
C2DaMelo (Observer): please man
C2DaMelo (Observer): ima send it back
C2DaMelo (Observer): please man
C2DaMelo (Observer): call me

Me : whats yer #?


C2DaMelo (Observer): 973-519-2512
C2DaMelo (Observer): tell me when calling


Anybody wanna call this dude and make something interesting out of it....Im really not that great at improv. But i know BBV rarely disappoints

[mediumpimpin]

Im on it. Grey goose-Vonage=EZ

[mediumpimpin]

Me-is this c2damelo?
him-yeah, is this newbie?
Me-Yeah you need a transfer?
Him-Yeah,cause my friend got a new account and just transfer me 6 bucks, and ill send it back over the table
ME- OK talk dirty to me
Him-what?
ME-Tell me a story talk dirty to me.
Him-Well I aint really in to thaT BUT IF YOU TRANSFER FIRST ILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
ME-(LAUGHING REAL HARD) OKAY ILL TRANSFER AND CALL YOU BACK.
BWAHHHAHAHAHA.

[costanza_g]

xpert

[mediumpimpin]

Somebody else needs to call him back, that [censored] was priceless.

[DWarrior]

ugh...that's my area code.

[Dazarath]

record it plz

[DWarrior]

I'm no good on the phone, the beat of the convo will be me calling.

[mediumpimpin]

Man, I have no recording device. That was money though

[fish leader]

Someone call this guy and offer him 10 dollars for phonesex. Do a hit and run.