This is just getting [censored] boring now...

[Edge34]

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $2/$4
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $145
UTG+1: $91
MP1: $53
MP2: $201
CO: $93
Edge34: $263.50
SB: $195
BB: $117

Pre-flop: (8 players) Edge34 is Button with
UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Edge34 raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG 3-bets</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Edge34 caps</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: (11.5SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Edge34 raises</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: (7.75BB, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Edge34 bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (9.75BB, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Edge34 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, Edge34 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13.75BB

He of course shows me QT [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. And leaves the table. Instantly. Not like "sit out for a few and leave". Like "[censored], I got owned, I'm outta here". Thank god for Buddy Lists.

A little while later (5 hands), this gem...

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $2/$4
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $194
UTG+1: $105
MP1: $78
MP2: $109
CO: $62
Button: $196
SB: $77
Edge34: $239.50

Pre-flop: (8 players) Edge34 is BB with
2 folds, MP1 calls, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Edge34 raises</font>, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB folds.

Flop: (4SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Edge34 bets</font>, MP1 folds, Button calls.

Turn: (3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Edge34 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, Edge34 calls.

River: (7BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Edge34 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, Edge34 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11BB


He shows?

Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]


That extra 25BB would've been nice. So its only $100, that's just [censored]. The guy in hand #2's comment?

"Sorry Edge, that's how I've been taking it in the ass all day". Hmmm. Maybe because you're a retarded [censored] monkey with no poker skill whatsoever? Yeah, I'm sure you're sorry. [censored].