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nation · #1 10-04-2007, 03:18 AM

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($208.90)
UTG ($203)
Hero ($751.70)
CO ($201.60)
Button ($245.05)
SB ($364.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, SB calls $6, 1 fold.

Flop: ($16) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12.

Turn: ($40) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $32, SB raises to $64, Hero raises to $168, SB raises to $409.9 (All-In), Hero calls $209.90.

River: ($795.80) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $795.80

Results in white below:
SB had aq
Hero has Qh 9h (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero lost

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($142.75)
UTG ($180.70)
MP ($200)
CO ($200)
Button ($227.70)
Hero ($234.95)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero raises to $27, 1 fold, CO calls $19.

Flop: ($55) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $40, CO raises to $174 (All-In), Hero calls $134.

Turn: ($0) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($0) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $403

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and fours).
CO has 33
Outcome: Hero loses

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($216.20)
Button ($286.45)
Hero ($198)
BB ($246.10)
UTG ($231.90)
MP ($358.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button raises to $7, Hero raises to $27, 1 fold, Button calls $19.

Flop: ($55) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $42, Button raises to $84, Hero raises to $214 (All-In), Button calls $88.

Turn: ($399) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($399) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $399

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Ac (two pair, aces and eights).
Button has 66 even this converter is [censored]
Outcome: Hero OBV LOSES THE POT OF $399. Button wins $my soul

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($439.10)
Button ($425.45)
Hero ($393.95)
BB ($228.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $9, BB calls $6.

Flop: ($17) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $12, BB calls $12.

Turn: ($41) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $30, BB calls $30.

River: ($101) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $100, Hero calls $100.

Final Pot: $301

Results in white below:
Hero has As Ad (three of a kind, aces).
BB has Jc Kh (straight, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $301.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($200)
SB ($186.75)
BB ($110.45)
Hero ($481)
MP ($200)
CO ($396)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $7, 3 folds, SB calls $6, 1 fold.

Flop: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB raises to $44, Hero raises to $486 (All-In), SB calls $135.75 (All-In).

Turn: ($375.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($375.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $375.50

Results in white below:
SB has qq dumb [censored] converter
Hero has Js Jd (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: Hero loses pot of $681.75.

villain is lagtard who i've been going to war with...obv he wakes up this time.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($496.90)
UTG ($227.70)
MP ($446.95)
CO ($251.60)
Button ($243.45)
Hero ($195)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $6, 1 fold.

Flop: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $12, Hero raises to $52, CO raises to $256.6 (All-In), Hero calls $136 (All-In).

Turn: ($392) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($392) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $392

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah 4h (one pair, aces).
CO has 88
Outcome: Hero loses pot of $392.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($237.65)
CO ($77)
Button ($128.40)
SB ($485.10)
BB ($200)
UTG ($234.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $9, 2 folds, SB calls $8, 1 fold, UTG calls $7.

Flop: ($29) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $22, SB folds, UTG raises to $80, Hero raises to $250.65 (All-In), UTG calls $145.95 (All-In).

Turn: ($480.90) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($480.90) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $480.90

Results in white below:
UTG has K J
Hero has Kh Ac (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero loses pot of $505.60.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($169.05)
MP ($227.25)
CO ($143.90)
Button ($189)
SB ($218)
Hero ($206.15)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $7, 1 fold, CO calls $7, 2 folds, Hero calls $5.

Flop: ($22) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $16, CO folds, Hero calls $16.

Turn: ($54) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $41, Hero raises to $183.15 (All-In), UTG calls $105.05 (All-In).

River: ($346.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $346.10

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Qc (three of a kind, aces).
UTG has 99
Outcome: Hero doesn't win

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP ($711.55)
CO ($571.95)
Button ($269.30)
Hero ($214.50)
BB ($549.45)
UTG ($200)

Preflop: Hero is SB with

,

.
[color=#666666]1 fold, MP calls $2, [color=#666666]2 folds, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $12, BB calls $9, MP calls $9.

Flop: ($34)

,

[color=#0000FF](3 players)
[color=#CC3333]Hero bets $26, [color=#CC3333]BB raises to $77, MP folds, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $229.5 (All-In), BB calls $126.50.

Turn: ($441)

[color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($441)

[color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $441

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Kd (two pair, kings and fours).
BB has 33
Outcome: Hero losesFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($262.95)
MP ($466.25)
Hero ($196.15)
Button ($270.65)
SB ($110.30)
BB ($230.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero raises to $24, 3 folds, UTG calls $17.

Flop: ($51) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $36, UTG calls $36.

Turn: ($123) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($123) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $88, Hero raises to $136.15 (All-In), UTG calls $48.15.

Final Pot: $395.30

Results in white below:
UTG has Td Tc (full house, tens full of threes).
Hero has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and threes).
Outcome: UTG wins $395.30.

there's more but im sick of this stupid converter

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