Need Some Manly Advice

[elcastigador]

I thought Schiavo was dead? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[JokersAttack]

Once she gets back to Florida, hire a few hundred people to take turns punching her in the face, saying, "I'm from [insert town/place], If I see you there I'll punch you a gazillion more times". Do this for every part of the country except for Kansas.

Thus out of fear of getting punched in the face, she will move back to Kansas. She might be a bit bruised for a while, but this is a small price to pay for a man of your devotion.

[blutarski]

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just grab her in the biscuit

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[PuppyFridayYall]

JokersAttack that was not very funny and has been/will be reported to a moderator.

Serious, polite replies only please. : )

Jake

[IRuleYouHard]

Age of chick... where in kansas

[PuppyFridayYall]

Terri is 37 years old. Rather not say exactly where in Kansas.

We took a walk today and I tried to build up the courage to ask her to stay but I couldn't do it. Her mother is getting treatment now so it looks like my time or chancee to make something to happen. We are going to eat right now so maybe it will happen then. Thanks to those who care!

Jake

[imozyslow]

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mash her kidsh*tter

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WOWOW

my new favorite expression.

[whoisthedrizzle]

Move to Florida. Who would want to live in Kansas? Answer is in white. <font color="white"> No one, that's who </font>

[The Man Mulcahey]

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Move to Florida. Who would want to live in Kansas? Answer is in white. <font color="white"> Dorothy </font>

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[Wizzy33]

wrong place to ask for advice and then get mad at people for [censored] on you lmao