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Old 09-16-2006, 05:51 PM
Joeyyungrocks Joeyyungrocks is offline
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Default How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

Ok this is all very very standard right?
Then the convo afterwards is what tilts me.


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB =#A500AF(BB)/ (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB =#A500AF(BB)/ ($25)
UTG =#A500AF(UTG)/ ($10.25)
MP =#A500AF(UTG+1)/ ($13.07)
Hero ($25)
Button =#A500AF(Stupid moron)/ ($44.25)
SB =#A500AF(SB)/ ($16.65)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, A. SB =#A500AF(SB)/ posts a blind of $0.10.
[color=#CC3333]UTG =#A500AF(UTG)/ raises to $0.5</font>, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $1.5</font>, [color=#CC3333]Button =#A500AF(Stupid moron)/ raises to $3</font>, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, UTG =#A500AF(UTG)/ folds, Hero calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6.85) Q, 3, 4 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>
Hero checks, [color=#CC3333]Stupid moron bets $6</font>, Hero calls $6.

Turn: ($18.85) 8 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>
Hero checks, [color=#CC3333]Stupid moron bets $8</font>, Stupid moron calls $8.

River: ($34.85) J [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $34.85

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has Qd Ah (one pair, queens).
Stupid moron has Th Tc (flush, jack high).
Outcome: Stupid moron wins $34.85. </font> <font color="white"> </font>

So here is how it went down

Hero: Are you kidding me?
Hero: Why did you even call?
Moron: bc i knw i had th best hand
Hero: u didnt moron
Moron: whyd i call then?
Moron: woulndt i have folded in that case, moron?
Moron: hey well thanks for the money though
Hero: u do realize that u didnt hit the flush until the river
Hero: but u called the all in on the turn
Moron: and...
//And this is where I gave up
Hero: and u got lucky
Hero: oh waiit wait
Hero: nevermind
Hero: u knew it was coming thats right
Moron: u are learning young one
Moron: hey well im gona go ,thanks for the stack [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Hero: ok....
Hero: the guys are going to get a kick out of this convo

And so thats how it went and I went on tilt.
What should my move be to deal with the moron?
I already blisted him. I cant believe some of these people on here just totally unbelievable [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:53 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

let the fireworks begin!
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:53 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

from what i see joey yung does not rock in even the slightest bit
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:54 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

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Ok this is all very very standard right?

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You got this part right.
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:54 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

I like chatting with people like you.
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:56 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

"the guys" I love how close we are BFF3eva
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:56 PM
McBusto McBusto is offline
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HILARIOUS CONVO!
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:58 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

how do I deal with morons? usually i river a flush on them.
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:58 PM
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Default Re: How do you deal with morons - hilarous convo

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Hero: the guys are going to get a kick out of this convo



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lol, you're right. i got a real kick out of how big of a douchebag you just made yourself look.

so a guy outdraws you, you berate him like an idiot, and he leaves the table with your cash. then you post your douchebaggery on 2p2...wow.
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:00 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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youve been here for over two years and youre still a table coach? get [censored]
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