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Old 04-18-2007, 07:25 AM
hra146 hra146 is offline
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Fold pre-flop.

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fold pre-game
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Old 04-18-2007, 07:29 AM
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Default Re: Best method to kill someone?

It's the body that is the problem, much more so than the weapon. Best way to get rid of the body?
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Old 04-18-2007, 08:59 AM
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you watch Sporanos for its "sublety of humor"

You don't think the Sopranos is a comedy? What about Goodfellas, another classic comedy.
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:41 PM
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Make a suicide pact and then back out.
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:06 PM
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One of our teachers told us the best way would be to give an injection of potassium chloride (which is also used in lethal injections).
When you die, the potassium & chloride leaks out of the cells, and the injection would therefore be untraceable.
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:15 PM
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shovel snow down their throats, leaves no traces of murder

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Pretty sure this is wrong. If the cops find a guy in his house who apparently drowned, and he's not in a tub, I think it's a pretty good sign of murder. Especially if the guy has marks like he's been tied down and had his mouth forced open.
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:28 PM
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Default Re: Best method to kill someone?

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Make a suicide pact and then back out.

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by far the best idea
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Old 04-18-2007, 02:00 PM
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Shooting is way better IMO. For an icicle to work, it would have to be really strong, and you only get one good shot at stabbing someone with it. Maybe two or three, but I'm thinking it would break off at some point and be unusable. Also, you have to be much closer to the victim to use an icicle. They may be able to fight you off, unless you stab them while they're sleeping or something. With a gun, you can pick them off from a distance. Having that in your favor would probably make escaping much easier. As for gun evidence, I'm not a CSI guy but I think you'd be able to figure something out (as mentioned above).

Good way to get rid of a body is to take the body onto a boat, go out on the ocean, then lock the body in a heavy steel cage and pitch it over the side...read about it in a Puzo book. Fish food, no prints, and the body's not going to surface. Or call



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Old 04-18-2007, 02:00 PM
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take $100,000 of your poker winnings and find a real pro to broker the deal, assuming the person to be killed is not a celeb., then add at least one more "0"...........b
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Old 04-18-2007, 02:00 PM
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Buy them a season pass to Carrot Top's shows in Vegas and force them to attend every one. Shouldn't take longer than a week. If you are really lucky, they might take out Carrot Top before offing themselves. Win/Win.
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