UB desperate?

[TheMuppet]

I am by no means a high roller, nor do I play a lot of poker in general.

Also its been like 1½ years since I've had the UB client running, and even longer since I've had any cash on that site. I played less than 10K hands there lifetime.

Nevertheless I get a call on my cell, and some crappy e-mail with a lot of crappy bonus offers.

So what do you think? UB desperate for customers or what?

The e-mail:
- With your next deposit of $100 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to the $2000 Guaranteed Rebuy at 1200 EST.



- With your next deposit of $400 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to the $2000 Guaranteed Rebuy at 1200 EST.

- One seat to the $3500 Guaranteed Tournament at 1600 EST.



- With your next deposit of $750 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to the $2000 Guaranteed Rebuy at 1200 EST.

- One free guest seat to our $25,000 Bounty Tournament at 2001 EST.



- With your next deposit of $1,000 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to the $2000 Guaranteed Rebuy at 1200 EST.

- One free guest seat to our $200k Guaranteed Tournament 1700 EST.



- With your next deposit of $2,500 or more you will receive:

- 5% unrestricted cash (capped at $100) or $10 cash which ever is greater!

- 30% added to your pending bonus account! (capped at $500)

- One entry to the $2000 Guaranteed Rebuy at 1200 EST.

- One free guest seat to our $200k Guaranteed Tournament 1700 EST

- One free seat into our $25,000 Bounty Tournament at 2001 EST.



This is a one time offer only. Good for one deposit. Your deposit must be made within 7 days of this offer.



IMPORTANT: This is a personal offer. You need to reply to this email after you make your deposit in order to receive your bonuses and set up tourneys – or if you have any questions.

[sixsixtie]

I got a call from absolute the other day too. Everyones hurting

[Ribsauce]

UB bonuses are worthless. I probably have more pending bonus dollars than actual money in my bankroll

[trukpoker]

Just marketing their asses off.

[tkkfan]

It looks good to me, but..

1. Ub's cus service [censored] blows, I wouldn't trust putting money on that site

2. How long do you have to play before you are able to make a withdrawal?

That aside, a free 100.00, plus 3 tourny tickets looks like a pretty sweet deal.

Wrong forum btw..

[Victor]

i got a very similar offer from absolute. unfortunately they havent followed thru on the free tourney entries despite multiple emails.

[boohaa12]

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It looks good to me, but..

1. Ub's cus service [censored] blows, I wouldn't trust putting money on that site

2. How long do you have to play before you are able to make a withdrawal?

That aside, a free 100.00, plus 3 tourny tickets looks like a pretty sweet deal.

Wrong forum btw..

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pertains to internet poker, not much of a bonus discussion imo.

[froggy527]

They put $10 in my account.

[vanoff]

30% RB + lots of bonus dollars.. UB is still cool for me [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[tautomer]

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30% RB + lots of bonus dollars.. UB is still cool for me [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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It was much better a few months ago before they changed all the bonus and rakeback rules. Basically you get less than half the previous rakeback and bonuses take twice as long to clear. Not worth the time with that crappy software.