How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[hosstito]

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this will work. also, drink as much milk as you can.
like when yur body says no, drink one more bag.

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milk comes in.....bags? milk comes in cartons and jugs afaik.

[SABR42]

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milk comes in.....bags? milk comes in cartons and jugs afaik.

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Milk in small bags is pretty standard in some places.

[Halfpoint]

go to casino and stick the chips in your mouth. One of the millions of bacteria will make you sick.

[Lazy Meatball]

Serious answer: Lactulose is used to treat constipation and in high enough doses is known to cause abdominal cramping, flatulence, and diarrhea. I believe it's commercially available without a prescription.

Still, how do you expect diarrhea to add more credibility to your illness? Do you plan on having the diarrhea in front of your doctor?, or just by letting it dehydrate you until you are physically ill.

Also, don't wear your favorite pair of pants that day you try this.

[diebitter]

drink someone elses' sticky brown ass-piss. That'll fix you right up.

[diebitter]

Here's what you do

1) Buy a big tub of peanut butter
2) Just before the test, pad your ass crack with peanut butter
3) As you go into the test, grab your stomach and groan loudly, then contort like you just [censored] yourself.
4) Put your hand down the back of your trousers, and pull out some peanut butter so you have a ton of witnesses
5) Eat it so everyone who wants out can pretend to puke.

[mbillie1]

A serious solution, since this thread offers no useful advice so far.

mbillie1's diarrhea recipe: 100% full proof

1) night before test, at approximately 6 pm, eat the following taco bell menu items: chicken fiesta burrito, cheesy fiesta potatos, 2x nachos with cheese, 2x beef soft tacos

2) at approximately 8 pm that same night, consume the following: 4x 12oz bottles of guinness, followed by 4x bottles of corona, followed by 2x shots of tequila, 2x shots of jameson (or soco/lime), 2x shots of dr mcguillicutty, then 2x dos equis amber

3) at approximately 1-5 am, depending on how fuct you are, order a large thin crust dominos pizza with pepperoni, onion, green peppers and olives. mix ranch dressing with frank's red hot hot sauce, dip pizza in this sauce

4) at 5-6 am, drink 3-4 cans/bottles of bud light, as it's the only crap beer you can find in your fridge (arrange for this beforehand; anticipation is the key to ensuring a successful bout of diarrhea)

5) masturbate furiously watching disgusting fetish porn before sleep.

6) wake up at 10-11 am, go DIRECTLY to doctor. don't piss when you wake up, as it's very probable that poo will just fall out at the slightest sensation of waste release

7) smoke 2-3 cigarettes on the way over, drink a red bull and a 20oz mountain dew

8) voila: diarrhea the likes of which thou hast never known before

[The Hag]

this will work.
also, drink as much milk as you can.
like when yur body says no, drink one more bag.

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Wait, did you say a bag of milk? Where the [censored] do you live where they sell you milk in bags? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[The Hag]

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drink someone elses' sticky brown ass-piss. That'll fix you right up.

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This thread is really brutal [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[CappyAA]

Taco bell, coffee, and cigarettes