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Old 11-13-2007, 11:23 AM
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Default The \"Never Say\" Book

Inspired by the love/hate threads on live play... what are the phrases that nobody would be sad if they were never heard again?

"All... out!" (fold)

(when a stack falls into the betting area in limit) "All in!"

(when an ace flops) "Shouldn't have folded my pocket aces!"

"Re-cap!"

(whenever two aces appear on a flop, regardless of how timid the preflop betting) "Jackpot!"

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Old 11-13-2007, 11:26 AM
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Default Re: The \"Never Say\" Book

"Do you have the xxxx" (where xxxx is a flush, straight, or set usually)
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:44 AM
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I ordered a black coffee you stupid [censored] bitch.
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: The \"Never Say\" Book

Things I could stand to never hear again

- "WOW!"
- Any advice from the no nothing table coaches
- To the moron to my right... "Sir its on you..."

Things I always like to hear

- "I guess I have to pay you off"
- "I hate to do it, all I have is a draw, but I am AI"
- "The way you play scares the sssshit out of me"
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:55 AM
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'Big Blind Special' drives me nuts for some reason and SOMEONE is going to say it if the BB doesn't.
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Old 11-13-2007, 12:44 PM
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"They were suited."
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:09 PM
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"Big blind special." after calling 4 bets with 35o and winning obv.
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:10 PM
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Where I play, everything is "ridiculous". Beats, cold spells, hot spells, flops, that waitress, that ruling, everything. Find a new word, please!
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:15 PM
AngusThermopyle AngusThermopyle is offline
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"I have two pair", for quads. Especially if three are on the board.
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Old 11-13-2007, 03:29 PM
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"ship it"
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