Ask me about being a professional psychic

[wildzer0]

So for the last couple of months I've been working as a professional psychic. I'm not a complete expert, but I've done around 800 readings, and I've put a lot of study and research into it so I think I'm qualified to write an "ask me" thread.

So, ask me about being a professional psychic!

And, because I'm sure this'll come up pretty quickly, I am an avowed skeptic and atheist.